I finally saw Inception over the weekend. It made me think about the wet dreams guys have... I don't know why - maybe because the thought of someone who maybe saw me on the street somewhere decided to invade my dreams and give a righteous hand-job!
They usually stop by the time we're in our late teens (Moms, are you listening? Your teenager(s) may be staining the sheets through no fault of their own!) because we've started jacking off - or otherwise engaging in sexual activity to rid the body of the fluids that build up. And I read an article once that said young boys have their first wet dream to indicate everything is ready and fired up on the launch pad. (Another reason why dads should be instructing their sons about jacking off - - I mean, hey, we explain things to our daughters when they experience the first menstruation and the first wet dream for guys is really no different.)
Now that I've seen this film about people invading and controlling our dreams - I think I'll go with that excuse from now on... It seems it would be much more fun to think someone deliberately forced their way in, grabbed my willy - or grabbed both our cocks together in his hand - and gave us one hell of a serious stroking off!