Friday, June 29, 2012

Summer Exposure

Well, summer has definitely hit here in the States. As David Bromstad extolls in an HGTV commercial, "It's the time of year when clothes come off and everything gets sexy." And with temps in Denver, Co, of all places, already hitting triple digits, people are exposing more to the elements.

As you know, I'm all for letting it all hang out. I'm naked as much as possible - even in the winter, though I tend to stay inside where icy-cold breezes don't make my balls shrivel up and my dick to go into major shrinkage mode. If I ruled the world, nobody would have to worry about being arrested for "lewdness and indecent exposure" because I find nothing about the body - male or female - to be "lewd" and certainly never "indecent."

It always does my heart good to see men who are not ashamed of what they were born with; what makes them men. Whether it's the bulge in the pants (like the guy in the hair salon last night in his thin, cotton bermuda shorts), the dick snaking down a pantleg (like men I've seen in stores), or guys walking around the locker room unashamed of their cocks and balls swinging (at the various gyms I've gone to over the years).

I admire guys who frequent nude beaches (like our buddy over at Queer Heaven) or go out on the water and strip down to enjoy the sun and breezes (like the nude cruises I've been on).

A word of caution, though, guys: The skin tone of your cock and ballsac might be darker, but they can still get sunburned. We now know that too much exposure to the sun can increase your risk for skin cancer. And you wouldn't want to end up in surgery with a doctor slicing off parts you want to keep and enjoy! Slather that SPF sun block on your cock, nutsac, and perineum too! Protect those major assets!

And I'm impressed with guys who can go into a men's restroom without partitions, haul out the junk, and take a whizz with everything in full view of anyone who hapens to be in there (admittedly, I still sometimes have difficulty in taking a piss when I know someone else is there watching). Which brings up an interesting point: Why, for God's sake, do uncut guys not pull back the foreskin when they take a leak??? Can somebody answer that for me, please?!?!?

You've got your cock in your hand already, how much more difficult can it be to roll the hood back a little bit? The piss runs down into the folds and ferments. Maybe some precum mixes in with it from that boner you got while you were surfing porn during your lunch hour. Not only does it create an odor - which, after numerous trips to whizz over hours, can linger when you've already left the area (hey! you may enjoy the scent, but most people don't find it all that inviting) - but it's one of the major causes of infection. Bladder, prostate, or seminal tract, even testicular infections are not pleasant things. If you're an intact dude, we're happy for you, but learn proper hygiene. If not for our sake - for your own health.

Bottom line: Take care of your cock and your cock will take care of you.

Thursday, June 28, 2012


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Wednesday, June 27, 2012

A Tip of My Hat

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Tuesday, June 26, 2012

A Chronic Case

Some of you have been aware of my muscular dystrophy for a while, but yesterday's post may have taken some of the newer readers by surprise. It was diagnosed a bit over 5 years ago and I'd been dealing with the symptoms for almost that long before diagnosis. Mainly because it's such a rare form and so little is known about it. But, one of the symptoms is hyper-retractile testicles. When I cum, my balls pulled up so hard it caused them to ache for days.

The more the disease progressed, the worse things got. Along with the muscle cramps and twitches you'd expect from any form of MD, my balls started pulling up at more frequent intervals - not only when I shot my wad. There were times they would yank up so far, it felt like they were trying to crawl their way back inside the inguinal cavity; the cremaster muscles were being affected that often. And the achoring and suspensory ligaments of my cock started twitching and cramping - that may sound like a good thing, but believe me, it's not fun. Then my erections began to droop.

The doctor who finally discovered the root cause of my problems (through a very pricey blood test) is the one who also got into serious discussions about the entire package. The medication for the MD pretty much brought the nuts and cock ligaments under control - huge sigh of relief - and we began talking about the firmness of my hard-ons.

He was also the first doctor to ever tell me a limp dick is an indication of a man's overall health. With a chronic, progressive disease such as this, it's important to keep the tissues as healthy and functioning for as long as possible. He encouraged me to get busy on my cock on a daily basis. Getting a hard-on provides a fresh supply of oxygen-rich blood; cumming helps to exercise the cremaster muscles.  Now, that was a sweet pill to swallow. Over time, my cock has rallied and it'll stand up damn near as hard as it did when I was a horny teenager. The strength of my geysers of cum has returned,too. (Last Friday night, the wife asked what was in my hair. In the bathroom mirror, much to my delight - I discovered splatters of dried jizz!)

A lot of men, when dealing with a chronic illness, lose the ability to get a full, strong boner. That, of course, can be depressing as hell. The depression then just makes things worse and the dick hangs there like some piece of useless string. If you deal with a chronic disease that has an affect on your pocket rocket, throw off the depression as best you can and get your rocks off as best you can. (Besides, it's a known fact that an ejaculation helps to relieve depression by the endorphins the brain releases when we cum.) The key here, then, is to not give up. Even if your flagpole can only rise to half staff, get it there. And get it there as often as you can find time for. This is one of those instances where the old adage "use it or lose it" is true. Don't give up on your dick. Exercise it every chance you get.