Some of your gifs from yesterday remind me of my weekend.
And yes, I saw the Lumbersexual!!!!! Plus a very nice impromptu gentleman I met in Philly Sunday!!!!!!! It was long over due. We did the month proud for you!
So far, this has been a great month for shooting sploot! Your blog is one of my major sources of masturbation inspiration, and all the loads I shoot for the rest of the month will be in honor of you and the men who enjoy it. Wouldn't mind doing a circle jerk with you guys. And I would not mind being in the middle and having all of you jiz out all over me.
Could that be Timothy Leary, who also said "There are three side effects of acid: enhanced long-term memory, decreased short-term memory, and I forget the third."
Interesting that you used the phrase Celebrate Yourself. There used to be a publication called Celebrate the Self Newsletter. It was all about male masturbation with plenty of tips and ideas for more fun. It was edited by the same guy who wrote Solo Sex: Advanced Techniques, The Joy of Solo Sex, and More Joy: An Advanced Guide to Solo Sex. The newsletter was a lot of fun for the small group of subscribers. --Tom
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Great stuff!
Some of your gifs from yesterday remind me of my weekend.
And yes, I saw the Lumbersexual!!!!! Plus a very nice impromptu gentleman I met in Philly Sunday!!!!!!! It was long over due. We did the month proud for you!
Hahahaha
The 'I have two hands' one is fantastic. And whatever happened to the super gay husband of Crazy Eyes Michelle Bachman??
XOXO
Hard to believe, indeed, that men had to use one of these objects to masturbate back in the old days. I think they were decorative only.
Hugs and bisous, my darlings Jean and Pat.
Have a great Monday.
funny
happy mongay & new week!
Thanks for the giggles.... I may steal that stephen king, quentin tarantino, yoko ono one..... It would make a great mini quiz... Kizzes.
So far, this has been a great month for shooting sploot! Your blog is one of my major sources of masturbation inspiration, and all the loads I shoot for the rest of the month will be in honor of you and the men who enjoy it. Wouldn't mind doing a circle jerk with you guys. And I would not mind being in the middle and having all of you jiz out all over me.
@ Maddie - Superb weekend! I am humbled!!
@ Six - Good question. I may have to do a little research on that. xoxo
@ MFP - Gosh, decorative? 🤣
@ Upton - Steal away!
Loved the funnies today. Thanks for all of the great posts this May, and for the bonus weekend posts.
OMG. Funny funnies. All laugh-out-loud.
Could that be Timothy Leary, who also said "There are three side effects of acid: enhanced long-term memory, decreased short-term memory, and I forget the third."
Hugs and bisous
If we were not meant to play with it, then why make it feel so good when we do?
So many funny ones....the 911 call was my favorite.
@ Jean - Indeed it was (is)! Hugs and bisous.
Blogger Hooter from Owls Rest said...
If we were not meant to play with it, then why make it feel so good when we do?
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Yeah-- God didn't put all of those nerve endings there just for fun, did he??
Interesting that you used the phrase Celebrate Yourself. There used to be a publication called Celebrate the Self Newsletter. It was all about male masturbation with plenty of tips and ideas for more fun. It was edited by the same guy who wrote Solo Sex: Advanced Techniques, The Joy of Solo Sex, and More Joy: An Advanced Guide to Solo Sex. The newsletter was a lot of fun for the small group of subscribers.
--Tom
@ Tom - I actually subscribed to that newsletter and had a bottle of their lube.
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