2022年5月30日星期一

Masturbation Month & Monday Funnies - May 30

 

I hope everyone had a great weekend. It's Memorial day today in the U.S. Many folks will be gathering with friends and family.



However you spend the day spare a moment to remember the true reason for the day.


But take time for a few laughs.
















8 条评论:

SickoRicko 说...

Haha! Thanks for the laughs.

Mistress Maddie 说...

Now if that showed up on Wheel of Fortune, that would be a riot!!!!!

Xersex 说...

so funny
happy new week

Your French Patrick 说...

Happy Memorial Day to all my American friends.
Even if the events commemorated on this occasion have nothing joyous about them.

Hugs and bisous, my darlings Jean and Pat

匿名 说...

So many good ones, but the "airplane mode" one was my favorite. Happy Memorial Day!

JeanWM 说...

yes, Mom I'm going to make it too. Hugs and bisous.

匿名 说...

12? I was jerking dry at 7, first shot at 9. I had orgasms by accident even before that.

Renting is the same because you know the landlord won't fix it.

whkattk 说...

@ Anon - Precocious little thing, weren't you? I think I'm jealous! LOL