Friday, August 18, 2017

What to Say

Here's a new one for you all to chew on. 'Cause I really don't quite know what to say about this....

"I've read your blog for a while now and about how to handle it when a son finds you choking the chicken. I think I could handle that. But, what do you tell a young daughter? The other night when I got home from work I told my wife I needed to lay down and get rid of a massive tension headache. She was supposed to be keeping an eye on the kids. From reading your blog (thank you by the way), I knew jerking off would help me relieve the headache.

I was on the bed with my pants around my ankles and stroking a decent hard-on and hear this little voice ask me what I was doing? How long had she been there? I don't know. I jumped off the bed, trying to stuff my boner back into my pants and yelling for my wife to come and get the kid. Needless to say, it was a pretty tense situation and I was grumpy and grouchy all evening. Well,until she put the kids to bed and gave me a nice long, satisfying blow job.

Seriously, we need to know how to explain this, because even my wife is at a loss for words on this and she's a pretty savvy woman. How do you explain what Daddy was doing?"
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Well, the only thing I can come up with is: This is something older boys - or "big boys" - do. When they don't feel well, it helps them feel better.

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Other than that, you've got me. So, folks...
What do you tell a young daughter?

Thursday, August 17, 2017

Dream State of Bliss

I've discovered a new massage. Tantra Complete is what I'm told. I don't know if it's a real thing, or not. Perhaps Readers may be able to shed some light on it.
With the client lying face down, begin at the small of the back and move upward. Neck and shoulders, then down each arm, finishing with the fingers. Move again to the small of the back and move downward: Butt cheeks, perineum, then down each leg, finishing with the toes.


That portion is to relax the client, moving the tension out of the body through the fingers and toes. 

Then the client turns face up. If he has an erection, you're ahead of the game.

Massage resumes at the toes and the trigger point in the soles of the feet which wake the sexual energy, moving upward along the legs, spending time on the inside thighs and perineum, to concentrate the energy into the core chakra.

 Then move to the hands, again paying attention to the trigger point of the palms which trigger sexual energy. Move up the arms to the neck and face, all the way to the forehead and temples. Slide down to the chest, then downward to the pubic area, guiding the energy to the core chakra.



Then the cock and balls come into play to encourage the client to engage the hips. Using breathing techniques, lead the client to thrust the erection through your hands, and increase the flow of energy. As the energy peaks, the client tightens the body, thrusts upward and ejaculates.





The completion is said to leave the client fully relaxed and in a "dream state of bliss," a feeling of being one with nature. 

Does this sound familiar to anyone out there?

Wednesday, August 16, 2017

It's A Myth

It's a total myth that men are horny 100% of the time. It's only 99%. LOL. Jean has sent a link to a very interesting article from the UK Daily Mail about women's low libido. (Why is it that our papers here in the US don't write about these things on a regular basis?) And, ironically, those same symptoms are what causes guys to lose interest, too.
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Lose interest in sex? Men? Yes, we do. It's okay to admit it. We should admit it. It's to our benefit to admit it. Let go of that machismo attitude and say it. We go through life changes and challenges that can totally affect our interest in sex. Dr. Rachel Carlton Abrams describes low libido as a "lack of spontaneous desire for sex" that includes masturbation.
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Her eight reasons are: Repressed sexuality (upbringing); low body confidence (low self-esteem in appearance); previous trauma or bad sexual experience (molestation, or a really bad early experience); painful sex (overly sensitive glans, or testicular pain during ejaculation); low testosterone; underlying medical issues (remember boners are our barometer); stress and being "too busy" (self-explanatory); lack of trust (we have lost trust in our partner(s).
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Each and every one of those can (and do) cause a low sex drive in anyone - man or woman. There are no resolutions offered in her article. But suffice it to say that a lack of interest is a health issue - whether mental or physical - and you should see your doctor.
Speak openly, frankly, and work together to solve the problem. 
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Then get back on that horse, whatever your preference for release.

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Tuesday, August 15, 2017

Soldier for Balls

It's been a long time since I harped on the importance of this. Yes, folks, it's that time again.

Buddy Ball Check

Drop those pants, grab those man-berries, and give them a thorough examination. 
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We must be vigilant.
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If you sense anything - anything - out of the ordinary, make that call to your doctor and have him give your Boys a once-over.
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Then, be a soldier for balls.
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Fight for life. Always, always, always, encourage the males in your social circles to check their balls. 
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You may save someone's life.
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