Thursday, October 30, 2014

How You Want, When You Want

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For some reason, this form of masturbation has been stuck in my head. Maybe it's just that I miss being able to curl over myself the way I used to.
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A buddy of mine from the military days once said to me, "Shit, if I could do that, I'd never leave the house!"
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He was also quite open about jacking off. His wife enjoyed watching him from across the room as he stretched out on the couch and stroked and teased, massaged his balls. Seeing his sexual tension flow and ebb, to see how he altered his grip and speed, the areas of his body that he stimulated, was a great learning experience for her. 
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And, he admitted, she got much better at hand jobs - whether it was a quick one if he showed up at home for lunch, or a long, sensuous session right after he walked in the door in the evening to help him relax. 
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 He claimed she got better at sucking his cock, too, as a result.
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But, at the same time, she never felt cheated if he said he preferred to shuck his clothes, kick back, and jack off.
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All you straight dudes...you really need to come clean about this. The second most prominent argument in relationships is over sex. The more openly you can discuss these things, the better off you'll be. And the more satisfied your balls will feel if you can get them off when and how you want.
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Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Back At It

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It would appear the mystery may have been solved. Apparently - like our dicks and balls - the modem and router can both be affected by temperature. In the cold, they hide and don't want to play. As the temp in the room warms, the connection stabilizes. Is this possible???
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From comments and emails about Monday's post it appears that some of you still do hide from your partners and spouses when you want (or need) to jack off. Especially the straight dudes. That's too bad... Because as a few others pointed out, playing with one's hard cock out in the open can lead to a lot of fun!
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Over the weekend as my wife crawled into bed, almost an hour after me, she went to town. I didn't mind at all. Certainly the opposite has taken place plenty of times. I've slipped into bed and had my cock get hard...and jacked off. She doesn't mind at all.
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If it's what you want - or need - at the time, and it's such a normal, natural thing, you should feel comfortable enough with your other half to enjoy yourself. Give your partner, or spouse, permission to do so.
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Give yourself permission.
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Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Unstable Equipment

Bad internet! Bad internet!

The connection is very unstable. The provider is attempting to determine if it's their equipment or mine. Sorry, guys! I'll be back when the issue is resolved.

Monday, October 27, 2014

Do You Hide?

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Well, a much better connection this morning.
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The weekend brought thoughts to mind about all the different ways men attempt to resolve their lack of sex issues - especially all the married straight dudes. A buddy posted to his Facebook page that he's on the toilet, comes a knock on the door, and his wife says, "When you're done masturbating, I need you to go to the store."
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He denies it with, "I'm reading an article about Mars."
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"Well, I can hear you beating on the Martian from out here in the hallway."
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Obviously, his wife knows he jacks off - and, furthermore, it doesn't bother her. So, why, then, does he insist on denying it? Why hide in the bathroom? Why not be comfortable, kick back on the bed, and enjoy it?
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Do you still feel the need to hide your masturbatory activity from your partner or spouse?
Or, are you both comfortable being open about it?
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And, lastly, a new follower asks that I share his blog with you. Go. Enjoy.

Friday, October 24, 2014

Bad Internet!

For some reason, my internet connection is misbehaving something awful today. It's happening in very short spurts. Yeah, kinda like this...
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Get with a buddy and have yourselves a wonderful weekend.
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 If you don't have a buddy - enjoy yourself, anyway.
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Hopefully, Monday the connection will be more stable.