'Funny you should mention masturbation - an orgasm is nature's Ambien.' - Arianna Huffington, discussing her book "The Sleep Revolution" on HBO's Real Time with Bill Maher.

Wednesday, June 29, 2016

One Set

Some men amaze me with how stupid they can be. My father-in-law is one of those guys. He's forever got some ailment or other, but every so often he'll find the opportunity to regale me with a cock issue. Now, he saw my buddy's play - I know that for a fact. So, why in the world would he allow a yeast infection to get so bad that he's ruptured capillaries in the shaft of his cock from scratching? He ended up with a bruised cock. Then, allowed it to go further until he got the lovely white pustules on the head. (I will spare you the "lovely" photos of an infected cock.) Guys, guys, guys...
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When will it sink in that we get one set of genitals, and it must be cared for properly?
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Yes, men can and do contract genital yeast infections. More intact men suffer than those who've been cut. But, penile yeast infections can be avoided by proper hygiene. For cryin' out loud! wash it! Pull back the foreskin and wash the head.
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After a shower, use a blow dryer to fully dry the entire package. Yeast infections love nothing more than a warm, moist environment.
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After sex, skin back the hood and clean off your cock. That pre- and that ejaculate can and does accumulate in there. It's not rocket science.
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And, please! please! please! all you intact dudes...stop being so lazy. This is disgusting:
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You've already got it in your hand, how tough is it to use that thumb and forefinger to slide the foreskin down a little bit when you piss?
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And make sure you've cleared the urethra. Using said thumb and forefinger to reach up under your nuts and - using a bit of pressure - slide along the the perineum, then along the shaft to push the urine out. And then shake those last drops off the tip before you allow the foreskin to slip back into place.
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If you do end up with a yeast infection, don't wait until you're in agony. There are remedies. Over-the-counter remedies. Lotriman and Monistat are the two most common and sold everywhere.

If you can't find it, ask! It's as simple as saying, "I need something for Jock Itch." If that doesn't work, hightail it to your doctor - he can get you prescription strength creams. Your cock will thank you.
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And, you know if Mr. Happy is feeling good
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Most likely, you're feeling good.

Tuesday, June 28, 2016

(More on) Natural Boner Killers

I truly, truly thank you all for the well-wishes. You all lift my spirits. The body abilities return - a little less with each major bout, but they do return. I find it just takes a little more concentration. Sort of like trying to maintain a boner when the cock doesn't quite want to cooperate. :-)
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And, we've all experienced that once in a while, whether it's due to being overtired, or having a bit too much to drink. Of course, if it persists...then it's time to figure out why.
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I've gotten some really good input from a couple of Faithful Readers on the issue of the imbalance of hormones which, if too far off kilter, can kill our boners.

"Well you've inspired me to read more on the subject as its something I'd not considered at all. And some of the literature is telling me that too low levels of estrogen can contribute to the possibility of vascular disease, loss of bone density and cognitive function. That men should maintain a level of estrogen above 20pg/mL but below 30pg/mL. Shall keep reading, and probably get a test next time I do bloods. Thanks again for a very interesting and well-put-together blog."

And this:

"Estrogen is the original sex hormone that appeared in the plant world to enable sexual reproduction.  There was no need for testosterone for plants.  In the evolution of animals, testosterone was produced in the bodies of males from estrogen.  The body also produces estrogen by itself.  Without estrogen there is no testosterone, but there is a natural balance between the two that changes throughout the lifespan. 

The plant estrogens from food can create an imbalance between estrogen and testosterone, but you will not find a plant that can boost testosterone.  If the cruciferous plants, such as broccoli and cauliflower can cause more estrogen than testosterone to be excreted, that is probably a good thing.  But one does not want to take this too far."

Both contain very good, important information. Hormonal balance is required. Without it, we can lose that which we value so much.
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Monday, June 27, 2016

Weekend Amusement

I apologize for not making my rounds to leave comments for my Blogger Buddies on Friday. The mind was willing, but the body was not.
Sometimes this ridiculous progressive disease wreaks havoc; trying to un-seize muscles to do things - like get my fingers to the correct keys - is like trying to move a mountain.  If I hadn't written and scheduled my post ahead of time, it wouldn't have been done either.
It's better today, but still slow and tedious. So, I shall leave with the hope that you all had a wonderful weekend, and found a weekend of amusement.
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Friday, June 24, 2016

Peals of Laughter

Turkey Tap... Evidently, it's a thing. It's the act of tapping your hand against another guy's package (aiming for the balls) as you pass by, 
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whether clothed on the street, or naked. And, evidently, it's a straight guy thing. Is my imagination, or are straight guys finally beginning to thaw and figure out that another man's cock isn't anything to be afraid of?
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Or, is this some kind of signal to other dudes that you'd be up for some fun?
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Dad wrote in again with another round of thanks to all you readers. He took your advice and allowed his son to have his buddies over to the house. As the majority suggested, Dad stayed around long enough to meet his son's friends, and laid down some rules: No booze, no drugs, and they were to clean up after themselves. Then he told them what time he'd be back, and turned to leave for the evening. Just as a joke, he turned back to them and added, "No cum on the couch," and left with his son's groan and "Dad!" ringing in his ears along with peals of laughter from the guys.
He returned a bit later than planned. Only two of his son's friends remained, playing some X-box video game.
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He chatted with them for a couple minutes, and then went to bed. He woke the next morning and poked his head into his son's room as (he says) he's done since the kid was born. All three were naked, sound asleep on the bed.
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He closed the door and went about his morning. When the boys emerged, he made them breakfast.
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From my perspective, that experience helped him understand that he could trust his son alone in the house. And the boys learned that guys being naked and being naked together is perfectly natural. They've nothing to be ashamed of.
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Enjoy your weekend - naked with some friends.

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