Friday, December 9, 2016


I sure appreciate the emails inquiring about my well-being. Thank you all so much!

Nothing untoward happened ... My 10+-year old computer quit on me. Finally back up and running this afternoon, and I should be back to posting on Monday.

Thanks for checking in on me - I really do appreciate it!

My Best Always,

Pat

Monday, December 5, 2016

Known Boner Killers

And, here's a topic we haven't covered in a long, long while.
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No, not boners. Well, on second thought, yes...boners.
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But for guys who sit all day long at a desk, and especially you guys who ride bicycles, must be cautious about damaging the nerve bundle along the perineum; the root of the cock. This is the same bundle of nerves that surgeons can damage during prostate removal. Slice the wrong nerve, and...no more boners. Crush the nerves from sitting too long, or riding a bike and, again...so long boners.
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Sitting at a desk for hours at a time can slowly crush this tangle of nerves. Particularly if you use a wooden or hard plastic kitchen chair.
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Even if you use a padded office chair.
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Put a cushioning pillow under your ass. It becomes even more important as we age, because the typical man will begin to lose function, anyway, due to lowering T levels.
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Get up and move around for five to ten minutes each hour.
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But, even worse...bicycle seats are known boner killers.
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And they are worse than sitting all day. This damage can be avoided by purchasing the proper type of seat



which will
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save your boner.

Friday, December 2, 2016

Cock Piercing

A guy who has recently found this blog has asked about cock piercing.

"Hello, I just recently started to read your blog. I haven't gotten through much of it. Sometimes I see you can answer questions on it. So my question for you is can you post an answer on getting your penis pierced. Not really an answer but the views on most of it. I know that its looks erotic but most don't know the disadvantage of it. Please let me and others know more of it just being erotic. Thanks.

Not having any, I admittedly don't know much about them, so I shall turn it over to all you folks out there who have experience with this. Do you find them erotic to look at?
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 Doesn't  Prince Albert rather block the shooting of cum?
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Do you get any kind of added sensual sensations from them?
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 Any downside to any type of piercing (other than the possibility of them getting caught on something and being ripped out)?
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 Isn't penetrative sex uncomfortable?
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With the Prince Albert, like this dude below, isn't it difficult to piss?
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 Ladies, what do you think?
Have a great weekend, everyone!


Thursday, December 1, 2016

No Glove, No Love

The infection rates are rising in Southern states like Mississippi, Missouri, Georgia, Florida and South Carolina. Even though medications have found ways to make this a "manageable disease," it's not good. Today, on World AIDS Day, we must strive to improve the mindset of safe sex.
"No glove, no love."
"Don't forget your rubbers. LA cares like a mother."
Those slogans came about for a reason. If you've forgotten the rubbers, there are plenty of ways to enjoy yourselves.

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 Folks, if you are going to have penetrative sex with anyone, make sure your guy uses a condom. 
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Oral sex carries a low risk for transmitting HIV. But, the medical community has found an increase in mouth and throat cancers - and have positively linked them to the increase in cunnilingus and fellatio.
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The actual culprit: HPV, which is known to cause several types of cancer, and is why parents are encouraged to have their teenagers vaccinated - guys included! - during a routine physical exam.
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Frottage is pleasurable and (sort of) mimics penetrative sex. Though both partners should make sure there are no open wounds in the area of fluid contact. That includes pre-cum.
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Plain old masturbation is the safest form of sex there is. Jack off to your heart's content, guys.
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Mutual masturbation - buddy jack off or group jack off - is one of the safest known sexual contact there is 
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but, again, make sure cum does not make contact with any open wounds.
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Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Balls and Boners

We've come to the end of Movember - the month dedicated to Men's Cancer Awareness. I hope each and every guy who reads this blog did his due diligence and went for that Ball, Cock, Prostate, and Breast Cancer Check-up.
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Just for fun, BuzzFeedBlue shared some odd-ball facts about balls.

1. “TESTICLES” DERIVES FROM THE LATIN WORD “TESTIS,” WHICH MEANS WITNESS. LINGUISTS ARE UNSURE WHY THESE WORDS SHARE COMMON ROOTS, BUT ONE THEORY STATES THAT IN ANCIENT ROME, MEN HAD TO SWEAR ON THEIR TESTICLES IN COURT.

2. SQUEEZING TESTICLES TOO TIGHT CAN CAUSE THE BODY TO RELEASE A DEADLY AMOUNT OF ADRENALINE.

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3. TESTICLES CAN ALMOST DOUBLE IN SIZE DURING SEX.

4. THE BUILT-UP PRESSURE IS WHAT CAUSES “BLUE BALLS.”

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5. NATIVE WOMEN FROM NEW BRUNSWICK, CANADA, USED TO BREW TEA WITH BEAVER TESTICLES. THESE WOMEN BELIEVED IT WORKED AS A CONTRACEPTIVE.

6. THE FIRST DINOSAUR FOSSIL TO BE NAMED WAS CALLED SCROTUM HUMANUM. THE GUY WHO NAMED IT WAS PRETTY SURE IT WAS A GIANT'S SCROTUM. IT TOOK ABOUT 60 YEARS FOR SCIENTISTS TO CLASSIFY IT AS PART OF A MEGALOSAURUS.

7. THE LARGEST HUMAN SCROTUM WAS 132 POUNDS. ALLEGEDLY, FORMER U.S. PRESIDENT LYNDON B. JOHNSON ONCE SPECIAL ORDERED A PAIR OF PANTS WITH EXTRA ROOM FOR HIS NUTS, ACCORDING TO BUZZFEEDBLUE — A BALLSY MOVE, WE CAN AGREE.

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As Medical Daily warns: "Whether you call them “meatballs,” “truffles,” or “jellybeans,” it’s important to pay attention to your testicles to learn about your physical health."
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And the same goes for your cock. Pay attention to the number and quality of boners each day
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they'll also tell you a lot about your physical health.