'Funny you should mention masturbation - an orgasm is nature's Ambien.' - Arianna Huffington, discussing her book "The Sleep Revolution" on HBO's Real Time with Bill Maher.

Thursday, May 26, 2016

So Why Not?

"My son came home from school and caught me laying on the couch watching porn on my laptop and stroking the stick right at the peak. I had nothing to cover up with except my hands and wasn't able to stop my ejaculation. I fumbled around like an idiot embarrassed as hell. He grabbed a handful of paper towels and handed them to me and he was laughing the whole time. I still can't look him in the eye and now I can't believe how guilty I feel about the whole thing. What do I do to get over this?"
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Well, now... I'd say it's typically that mom or dad are the ones "catching the kid in action" and have to deal with smoothing things over.
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But, it does happen this way sometimes. There's nothing to feel guilty about. Really.
I'd suggest you take the first opportunity to have a talk with him. But you must make light of the situation. Because, chances are he's known for a long, long time that his old man jacks off. And, apparently it didn't bother him to see you with your cock in your hand; certainly not if he brought you the towels so you could clean up. Hell, you can even laugh about it. That's the best way to let him know, to get him to understand, that no matter how old we are and regardless of our relationship status, men jack off. It's pretty plain and simple.
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 Plus, what better time of year could this happen than Masturbation Month? It's a great opportunity to let him in on all the reasons we do. Yes, first and foremost is likely to be that we're horny, but tell him about the other myriad reasons. But, truly, just because it feels good, we enjoy it, so why not?
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I think it's great that he didn't make a big deal about it. Now it's your turn to make it something normal and common. In fact it's so common there are multi-millions of guys stroking away right at this moment.
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 Hell, some of them acknowledge it's so common, they're stroking together.





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Wednesday, May 25, 2016

What We've Got

Rejoice straight dudes! 20% of all women don't care about the size of your cock.
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Our mates across the pond have it the best when it comes to cock size. No, not because they're blessed with endowment. The ladies there have the most realistic expectations of all the women in the world. Brits are realistic...Poles, not so much, which can lead to disappointment when the package is unwrapped.
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The difference between gender perception of "normal" or "average" length is pretty close. Men believe the average to be 5.6"; women believe it's 5.4".
When guys were asked what the "ideal" size would be? 6.5" Women, 6.2". The online sexual health site DrEd did the polling for these numbers, culled together in a wonderful article in the Daily Mail (brought to us by Faithful Reader, Jean). [Click the link to browse the entire article, with graphs galore!] It's amazing how close we are, isn't it?
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But why the disparity between reality and ideal? Faithful Reader and fellow Blogger, Lord Patrick, has postulated that it's possible that gay art may have something to do with this. That then the larger depictions spilled over into the straight community. He may have a point.
Tom of Finland was very popular in his day; probably the most prominent.

Could "size matters; bigger is better" have flowed into the hetero male mind? Maybe.
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Many straight dudes would patronize bathhouses because wives or girlfriends wouldn't agree to blow jobs (my first wife certainly wouldn't),
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or allow their man to kick back and enjoy a hand job (she wouldn't do this either).
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Enter the gay clubs...where they would observe which men got the all the attention.
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We still love looking at guys with larger cocks. The adult industry knows it, and perpetuates this. Flaccid is typically not shown - there is always tumescence; those semi-hard-on's.
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Boners - well, the proper camera angle can make a cock seem larger than is actually is
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as revealed in this final shot
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But, cheer up, men! In our hearts, and in the hearts of our spouses and partners, we know the reality.
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And, in general, we're quite happy with what we've got, and we love our cocks.

Tuesday, May 24, 2016

(Cock) Size Obessessed

I ran across an interesting article. Antiquity is a very interesting subject for me, and even more so if the subject turns to cock. Well, what can I say? I'm fascinated by the changes in societal attitudes.
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So, let's have a short Art lesson. The question: Why do works of art in antiquity always have such small penises; were penises smaller then? No. And, if one were to look closely at the vast majority of men when fully flaccid it would be obvious.
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In ancient societies, while the phallus was a thing of beauty, revered, and honored, it also happens they much preferred the smaller penis. It was thought the larger ones depicted...foolishness, lust, ugliness. Ancient sculptures were about idealism, so it makes sense they would depict the male organ smaller
 rather than larger as are typically depicted today.
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The single most referenced statues of enormous size were of Priapus, the Greek god of fertility.
It's where we get the term "priapism" for an erection that won't subside. Today, we often think of him in good terms. We fondly think of a permanent hard-on, and sometimes wish we could achieve not only the constant boner (or, at least what we thought was constant as we progressed through puberty).
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But we want the proportions of Priapus, as well. The bigger the cock the better, right?
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But, in Greek Mythology, Priapus was cursed with a permanent erection, ugliness, and foul-mindedness by the god Hera. Priapus was so despised by the other gods that they threw him off Mount Olympus. All this makes me wonder when - at what point in our history - the impression changed. When did we become enamored of long, thick cocks?
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But it all proves one point: We've always been obsessed with cock size.
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A further question might be: Men are the ones to hold this with the utmost of importance. Do women? Not so much as we'll discover tomorrow...