Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Thankful for My Cock

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Okay... You are traveling within city limits. You've attempted to use a restroom - but they were closed. You looked for another solution: A convenience store won't allow customers; odd as it may seem, there isn't a fast food restaurant in sight. It kinda felt like I was in that commercial where the parents kept looking for a men's room for their son and finally pile the luggage around him in a field - Only I was the son who needed to pee. And badly. You feel like your bladder is going to burst. Or you'll piss yourself right there in the driver's seat if you don't stop and take a leak. What is your solution?
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Well, I faced that very issue yesterday. I gotta admit, I was desperate - and desperately afraid a cop would be cruising by, stop and issue me a ticket. Because when a man takes the stance, there's no question about it - he's taking a piss.
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Thankfully, at a stop sign, I noticed a mall parking lot...not many cars, few people strolling around. No way would I make it any farther than removing my seatbelt, exiting the car, and unzipping. And even that was a close call.

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If there were cameras, I didn't know about them - or care for that matter.
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We men do have it good when it comes to that. We can pretty much piss anywhere if the need arises.
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Thank God I have a cock.
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Tuesday, August 26, 2014

A Little Bit of Fun

Well, today, I've got nothin'. So...maybe it's time for a little fun.
New meaning to "beat your meat"

Speazze triplets game: Winner gets suck to it first.

Can you find the QuarterBack?

Well, that's one way to hide that you're pissing in the shower.

Just how big are those Minnows?

"See, bitches? I told you he was hung."

That hot dog is worth at least $1.00.

Well, you have to wash off the cum somehow.

Got a little carried away with the razor. But, evidently HE likes it.

Found the boner pic; now looking for the one to stroke to.

Hike the dress, lower the panties, but not quite subtle enough to avoid detection

"Vintage cars give me a boner!"

Didn't those two see the sign? Shirts required!

The designer HAD to know this would happen.

Somebody forgot their jock and cup

Just ... LOL.


Monday, August 25, 2014

Your Balls Are Worth It

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Just when I'm beginning to believe I have nothing more to say, as the last weeks' posts might attest, someone sends in a question. Whew! I'm glad for it. So, he asks about Testosterone replacement. Specifically if it would cause his nut sac to tighten, and his balls to shrink.
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Testosterone (T) levels drop as we age - it's just one of those lovely things that happen to us. It's called Andropause; the male version of Menopause. It sucks! Our energy is lacking, our interest in sexual activity drops and, worst thing of all, our boners tend to be on the limp side. And, that, my Faithful Readers can suck - and not ever in a good way.
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The solution is T Replacement Therapy. And our doctors are more than happy to write that prescription. They ensure us our energy levels will get the boost we need - and so will our boners. But, they never seem to inform us of the down side: Over time, our balls will shrink and shrivel.
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While they slow production of T, they remain the same size - unless the T is being supplied elsewhere.
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My Faithful Reader also notes that his sac is scrunched, pulling his nuts up close. Now, to my knowledge, this should not be happening with T replacement - there is something else going on there. So, this phenomenon calls for a follow-up appointment with the Doc. Our ballsacs only tighten and scrunch to raise the temperature of our balls - and oddly enough to protect them when we sense danger.
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And loosen up to lower them back down when the temperature warms them up.
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The shrinking size might be slowed by switching to a Compounded Bio-Identical Testosterone Cream. Insurance may not cover it, but if it covers the Big Pharma mass produced crap (which have a long list of side effects, including heart attack), it should cover Bio-Identical Cream. It may cost you a bit more out-of-pocket, but it's worth it. Because you are worth it.
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And your balls are worth it.
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Friday, August 22, 2014

Wood Check!

Happy Friday! Welcome to the weekend - the perfect opportunity to do a thorough check of your wood.
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Good strong boners are a sign of over-all good health. And regular exercise
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will help you keep it in good working order
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As blogger buddy AOM says, "Have a wood-filled jizzalicious weekend."
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So, now...how's your wood?