Friday, September 19, 2014

Staved Boredom (Jack Off)

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 You're sitting around doing nothing,
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 maybe watching bad television, bored to tears. What to do, what to do...
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Put in a favorite porn dvd, or fire up the computer and surf your favorite porn sites... And stroke away. 
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The precum starts to flow freely... 
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We can spend hours just teasing and stroking...
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Our cocks are a mighty fun and entertaining plaything for us. Jacking off can stave off boredom real quick.
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Until, finally, maybe hours and hours later, you blow that load
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Cum on, guys, you know you do; it's okay to admit it. Have a great weekend with your favorite plaything!


Thursday, September 18, 2014

The Tension Reliever (Jack Off)

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Bravo! I see my regular, never-fail-me, Faithful Readers remembered to do the Ball Check on Monday. I may actually be doing some good, after all! If you are new to Big Whack Attack, the 15th of each month is Buddy Ball Check Day, wherein we do a Testicular Self Exam and then we remind all the men in our lives to check theirs.
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In recounting the reasons guys jack off, well... I was co-directing a production of Ordinary People and the young man didn't quite understand the reason his character tells the psychiatrist, "I jack off too much." We had to explain that one major reason guys jack off is to relieve tension.
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Yes, a good massage helps. Especially if you can find a masseur who will stroke your cock and relieve every ounce of tension in your body.
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Upon winding them up tighter and tighter as you reach orgasm
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cumming fully relaxes the muscles
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draining the tension from your body
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Wednesday, September 17, 2014

I Missed It

Well, I didn't do a very good balancing act and things got crazy on Friday. I did not get around to preparing Monday's post. And I sure appreciate the emails and comments.
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Though I missed posting the monthly reminder - -
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How many of you remembered to do that Ball Check?