Hallowe'en Giggles

 

Wishing you all a

Happy Hallowe'en!

with Monday Giggles

National Boner Day

 

Guess what? Tomorrow, October 29th, is National Boner Day!

But didn't we recently recognize National Erection Day?

Indeed, we did. But the good folks over at Whatnationaldayisit bases things on how many mentions their algorithms find across the internet.

So...it would appear there are enough mentions to get Boner Day its own honor.

So, Happy Boner Day!

Celebrate yours all you want.

So Different but....

 

Speaking of glands in common, because we all started out the same in the womb, men and women also share other glands within the sexual and reproductive function. You know that luscious precum our Cowper's Glands produce and we guys love? Women have similar glands called the Bartholin's glands.

Just as our precum clears the way for our swimmers, removing any residual acidity in the urethra and adding slickness to reduce friction, the Bartholin's glands prepare the vagina to reduce the inherent friction of intercourse and, one would assume, help our little guys survive their journey.

According to National Library of Medicine, the Bulbourethral Glands perform similar functions.

"Their primary function is the production of a mucoid secretion that aids in vaginal and vulvar lubrication. The glands are located in the vulvar vestibule, at either side of the external orifice of the vagina. They are homologous to the bulbourethral (Cowper’s) glands in males."

Natural lubrication...

good for frottage of all kinds

And, of course....

So different but so much the same.

Anyone else watching the new season of American Horror Story: AHS: NYC? What an allegory it is thus far. "Something is coming. Something evil. Something is coming for you."