Friday, September 22, 2017

A Good Remedy

Well, I managed to pick up some kind of crud...which keeps getting worse. It's that time of year again, I guess. Maybe that's one reason why I prefer Summer to Winter. But, when you're faced with a cold, head all stuffed up, chest feels raw and raspy, I find a bit of time in a steam room will usually help me sweat it out of my system.
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Saunas would do the trick but, living in the desert, the dryness of the air doesn't help much. Maybe it works the opposite for those of you in humid climates.
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Then a nice cool-down shower.
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A good remedy to keep in mind as the cold and flu season hits us here in the Northern Hemisphere.
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Have a good weekend, everyone!

Thursday, September 21, 2017

Hand That Cup to the Nurse

For as much as masturbation is becoming more talked about, some guys still have trouble.

"My wife and I are trying to conceive. It's come to IVF. Fine, if that's what it takes. But I'm having trouble here. Four trips to the clinic and I still haven't been able to produce. It's the most emabrrassing thing. I'm embarrassed that I can't produce and embarrassed to be in that position in the first place. They hand you a cup, point you to a room, and excpect you to jack off. I can't even get a decent hard-on. Yes, they've provided a few magazines, but those haven't helped me one bit. I tried to fantasize, and that doesn't help. I've tried downloading porn to my phone to watch and still can't seem to do this. Just as I might be getting a bit of a chub going,  there's conversation or a burst of laughter in the hallway. Goodbye boner. Any suggestions?"

Woo, boy.... I am sorry you're having to go through this. But, if you want children and this is what it will take, you're going to have to wrap your head around it - and your hand around your cock.



I know you know this, but I'm going to try to reinforce it for you. Yes, those people know what you're doing - or trying to do - in that room. They also know how difficult it is for you, that you're embarrassed by it. Masturbation is the single most common sexual activity on the planet. It's normal, it's natural. It's also the only way (evidently) you're going to sire kids.

So, Here's what I suggest. Download the hottest porn you know - the one that gets you rock-hard and ready to blast off in minutes - for your viewing pleasure. Take a pair of sound-canceling headphones in with you to help block out the world.
That way, you won't hear the conversations, or laughter, and you can concentrate on what you're there to do:


cum,

stuff your cock back into your pants,
and hand that cup to the nurse.
Any other suggestions, readers?

Wednesday, September 20, 2017

Where You Want It

Young and virile. Slowly, age creeps up. 
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Have you ever noticed that the older people get the warmer they like it? My own mother (now 96) wears a sweater in temps under 85F. It's a slowing of circulation. And, that is also why we men begin to have difficulty in the boner department. 
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 "It may be a matter of blood flow" is not simply a slogan used to sell boner pills. Those videos of elderly folks sitting in chairs, moving arms and legs as exercise that we laughed at? Those exercises work to get the circulation pumped up. Stay active, keep moving, keep the blood pumping, and you may be surprised at how much easier it is to get it flowing where you want it to go.
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Tuesday, September 19, 2017

Naked and Unafriad

Normally, I would encourage everyone to get naked and dance in the rain.
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But, as yet another Cat 5 hurricane barrels down on the Caribbean and heads up the east coast, I hope everyone within its path finds a place to hunker down and stay safe.
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Please, don't ignore the warnings to evacuate; heed the First Responders when told to stay away once the storm has passed. They tell you this for health reasons. Sewers flood and overflow, gas lines may have unknown breaks, power lines may be down and still dangerous. Stay inside where you can be naked and unafraid.
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 Our lovely Jean, though 50 miles inland, stay high and dry and safe.
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Today, I have to get my license renewed. Oh, boy. Then, I must stop and find something special for my wife, who knew me for who I was - and married me anyway 31 years ago today.
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