It's Time

 

"My wife died last year and now I'm a single dad with twin tween boys. They came home from school where some older boys told them to "go away" and "go home and jack off like the little shits you are." Now they want to know what that is. Is it too soon to educate them on masturbation?"

First, allow me to express my condolences on the loss of your wife. It's got to be tough on you and your sons. But this job would've fallen to you, anyway. As it should. Dads need to be as open and honest as possible. It's the best way to be a positive role model.

My answer is: If they're asking, it's not too soon. It's the perfect time.

Sit them down and tell them what it is; that it's normal, natural, and healthy. Answer any questions as forthright as possible. Provide appropriate reading material.

Especially answer the one question that I guarantee will be asked.

"Do you do it?"

I strongly urge you to be honest.

Because you do, don't you?

Lounging Around

 

The out-of-town friend left last evening. We had a wonderful visit. She's always a joy to have around and it's always sad to see her leave. But I do get to go back to lounging around naked.

What Is "Lewd"?

 

"My son got nailed for taking a leak when we were at a neighborhood park where there are no restrooms. He had show up in juvenile court because it cited 'lewd behavior.". The park cop said because he got had erection. I managed to convince the judge that at my son's age open air and a slight breeze would be more than enough to get him hard and he dismissed the charges. Did I mention there are no restrooms? But, what is "lewd" about a boner?"

First off, let me commend you for arguing about the 'lewdness' charge. Whether flaccid as an overcooked noodle or hard as a tree stump, there is nothing "lewd" about the male anatomy. It's time people learned that naked does not mean sexual. Yes, even with a boner.

I've seen many a man with erections at the gym, at the day spa, in Yoga classes, and in massage classes. Good lord, even the vibrations of riding in a car can cause a boner.

Merriam-Webster defines the word as:

lewd

 adjective

\ ˈlüd  \

Legal Definition of lewd

: involving or being sexual; conduct that is considered indecent or offensive.

So, the judge rather schooled the cop on the law. If the cop considers it indecent or offensive, the dude is being indecent and offensive every time he walks into a men's room and hauls himself out.

But, you can help your son overcome the popping up at the park when he needs to piss. You were right, his age has a lot to do with it. Rampant hormones added to the rise.

However, there is something to be said for becoming accustomed to an activity. So...have him piss outside as often as he can. 

Eventually, he'll get used to exposing his cock to the open air and the boners won't emerge quite as often.

Happy Monday

 

Well, now.... Fun was had by all watching all the nominated films. I'm usually pretty good at predicting the winners. This year? Not so much. 🙄 I'm not an Amy Schumer fan, but she, Regina Hall, and Wanda Sykes did a bang-up job. Then Will Smith brought things to a grinding halt and killed the mood by going up onto the stage and assaulting Chris Rock during an international live telecast. Because of the lag built into the U.S. broadcast system for live television, one had to be able to read lips to know what the exchange entailed after rock's G.I. Jane quip poked fun at Jada Pinkett-Smith. But uncensored clips are out on the net. Needless to say, the internet lit up. It will be an Oscar ceremony that won't be forgotten - and one that the right-wing media will use to trash the "Libs and Hollywood Elite" for at least the next couple  days.

So...Happy Monday!