More Treats Than Tricks

 

Happy All Hallows Eve. I hope you all find more treats than tricks!

Please Tell Me

 

"Please help me I'm about to go out of my mind. It's like my dick is hard all the time. It gets to where I can't wait to get home so I can free my hard-on and stroke one out. I swear two hours later it's boning up again begging for more. I run one off and by the time I crawl into bed at night I have to jack off again in order to get to sleep. This happens a lot like at least every month. Please tell me other guys go through bouts like this."

I can assure you that you are not alone. I have always suspected that men go through hormonal cycles. Like a woman's period but they present differently. According to Medicine Net testosterone either drops or goes rampant, like they're on a total rampage,"We know that there are seasonal cycles with testosterone higher in November and lower in April."

The latter makes us irritable, moody, and getting an erection slightly more difficult to acheive.

The former makes our cocks hard at the drop of a hat, our balls ache, and desperate to cum.

You don't say how old you are. However, I can promise, the younger we are the worse it is. Testosterone begins to wane around the age of 30 but, even as levels diminish, the hornies can still strike.

To my knowledge, there's nothing we can do about it. Maybe a more strenuous exercise routine. But, for some men, exercise can actually cause boners to strike.

Readers, do any of you go through periods like this?

October Is

 

October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month 

While I harp on the Ball Check, it is only occasionally that I remind you that men can and do develop breast cancer. Particularly if there is a family history of either breast cancer or early-onset prostate cancer. A link has been discovered in the HR+, HER2- genes, which could mean you're prone to either one, or both.

I'm assuming that all my women readers already do a breast exam.

Now I want all my male readers to do a decent self-exam of their pecs.

It would be perfect if you got into the habit of doing both the Ball Check and the Breast Exam every month.

Assuming you don't have any outward symptoms, you want to gently palpate the entire area.

Look for lumps or odd hard spots.

Log onto His Breast Cancer for detailed instructions.

Or ask your spouse, partner, or close female friend for some assistance.

Ladies, feel free to help us out here with your tips.

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Faithful Reader, Jean, added a comment to yesterday's post I thought was worthy of everyone's attention:

"I have always been taught that urine is pretty sanitary, so I checked it out and this is what I found:

'Urine contains a very low amount of bacteria—less, in fact, than what's normally lingering on your skin—and it's healthy bacteria. So go ahead, whip it out in the shower. Your jeans will be cleaner and your lawn will be greener.' another quote: 'You picked up more than your share of dirt, mud, and who knows what else on your skin or in your hair during your day. You’ve probably washed far less sterile things than urine off your body and down the drain.' Yep, all true."

Put It Into Perspective

 

I really love getting questions and suggestions for posts.

"I live in the California high desert. Been here my whole life and we always pissed outside even when I was a kid. With the extended drought I think it's even more important to save water where we can. My wife hates that I go outside. What's your opinion of taking a whizz outside?"

The short answer: I'm with you.

One of the benefits of having a cock is the ability to find the nearest bush or tree or side of a building when we have to pee.

Since we live in a drought-stricken area, I took to pissing outside a long, long time ago. If every male did what he could to avoid having to flush a toilet or a urinal we could save hundreds of thousands of gallons of water every day. I think if women didn't have to wipe dry, they'd be on board with it.

But, if it will save you strife in your relationship, consider using a bottle or jar.

If money and space are no object, you might consider installing a residential urinal. There are waterless ones, though those require chemicals.

Contrive your own.

Or you could always piss in a sink. Then rinse it down when you wash your hands.

Or in the shower.

For anyone who might think a sink or shower a bit gross --- consider: Every drain in the house is connected to the same main sewer line. 

That may put it into perspective.

You could get a P-Tree urinal and install it in or outdoors.

A Google search will bring up options for outdoor (backyard) urinals you can purchase or make.