Thursday, December 14, 2017

The Super Boner

The Super Boner. The one that won't go down.
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But, there are times when they are appreciated. Yesterday happened to be one of those days for me; made especially nice due to the rarity of decent boners for me at all.
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I took my time and really enjoyed the erection to the fullest! The resultant ejaculation was exquisite. Jettisoned, launched across me, splattering my torso.
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I haven't cum like that in ages - or, at least it seems that way.
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Ten minutes later, my cock was still hard as a bedpost. Twenty minutes later another six spasms sent more cum spewing across my stomach.
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The thing about those kinds of boners and orgasms is that hours after the release the balls still feel light, and the cock is still tingles. The sense of relief is amazing!
Guys, how often do you have those?

Wednesday, December 13, 2017

Breaking Boners

Chanukah began at sundown last night. May all of my Jewish readers find the light shining bright!
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And, speaking of breaking boners, that is precisely why males, once potty trained, should never sleep wearing anything below the waist.
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Cracking the Tunica - the sheath that surrounds the corpora cavernosa (the spongy tubes within the shaft) - scar tissue builds during the healing process causing a bent cock.
The condition is known as Peyronies Disease.
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Not only can a severe bend make it difficult, if not impossible, to engage in penetrative sex, 
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it can actually make a hard-on painful as it stretches and pulls against the scar. 
 A slight curve is normal.
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A severely bent boner requires surgery to remove the scarring to straighten the boner.
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So you can return to enjoying it.
Though we can be mighty rough on them at times, cocks are not indestructible.  

Tuesday, December 12, 2017

The Strangest Dream

I had the strangest dream during the night. I was an OR nurse, and the surgery required that, after suturing the chest wound, the patient be turned over onto his stomach. The young man had developed an enormous erection during the surgery (and I do mean enormous). As we went to flip him, the surgeon yelled "Stop! Watch what your doing. Position his erection or it'll crack. I don't relish having to tell this guy I had to cut on his dick because we screwed up." I grabbed his cock and held it in place during the turn.
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What an odd thing to dream about. But, I figure it meant that today's post needed to focus on boners, again.
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Yes, guys, it is true. It's no different than those nocturnal erections
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Our cocks can, and occasionally do, stand at attention under anesthesia.Nothing to be embarrassed about - particularly in a room full of medical professionals.
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While we've all had our awkwardly-timed boners, they happen. Let me ask you male readers:
Under what circumstances has an erection popped up that embarrassed you?


Monday, December 11, 2017

Celebrate Boners

Thank you for all the comments and emails on the anniversary of the blog. So very much appreciated. We've covered so many different things that it was impossible to get them all in.
But, the function is so important to us men...
We refer to the morning erection as 'morning glory.'
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I thought it might be time to simply celebrate boners.
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No matter when, or where, one crops up it should be appreciated.