Good morning.
The toes still hurt, dammit!
"I have a trip planned to visit a buddy in Florida and he wants to spend most days out on the nude beach. I don't mind being naked in front of other people but I'm afraid of getting hard and people laughing or staring at it."
It seems I get this question every year about this time with folks making vacation plans to hit a nude beach for the first time.
Nude beaches have nothing to do with sexual activity. But...erections happen to be a normal and natural function of the male anatomy. Boners happen.
The best thing I can do to calm your fears is to tell you: On a first visit, your chances of getting an erection are close 100%.
So, what? You won't be the first guy to get a nude-beach boner. You certainly won't be the last. Chances are better than 50-50 yours won't be the only one there, either.
Here are the "rules," or accepted options, for handling nude-beach boners:
1. Put a towel over it until it goes down.
2. Lie on your stomach until it goes down.
3. Get in the water until it goes down.
4. Go somewhere more private and take care of it.
I can tell you from personal experience, spending a day naked in the sun, sand, and sea is fantastic. I have never felt so free in my life. And, yes, of course my cock has gotten hard. No one cared.
Now, go and have fun. Enjoy the day(s) frolicking in the sun.
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Have been at nude beaches on both coasts. Love the freedom to hang free. I did not think of it as a sexual experience but a day of freedom. Pat gave very good advice on how to handle any extending circumstances. Just go with the flow. This winter I want to take Maximus to Haulover nude beach near Hollywood Florida, his first nude beach..
PS, please be sure to use sunscreen, you don't want to roast your weenie.
This person (and anybody who is invited to a nude beach and is afraid of some wood) should have an edible before going full frontal.
Problem solved.
XOXO
My big toe hurts and it had to be removed. Result: six months in hospital and 18 months of nursing care at home. But I just recently came out of it, and all's well that ends well.
Hugs and bisous, my darlings Jean and Pat.
Have the best day in the entire blogosphere
Good advice!!! Hell...if I saw it is probably want to suck it!!! Hope he has a good time!
Why would anyone laugh at a hard-on?
Don't know if I'm the first to say it...
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First Time Is The Hardest!
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--PaulMmn
I'd enjoy a good stiff erection in the sunny beaches of Florida. OH! Wait. I have. It is a natural thing, and no one seemed to care if I had one. Enjoy it. I did.
@ MFP - two years of dealing with that? OMG. I am sorry mon ami. I have no reason to complain over broken ones. Hugs and bisous.
@ Hooter - I think Maximus will love it.
@ Six - for some people, an edible would only enhance the boner. LOL.
xoxo
The question is will you laugh and stare at other people? I didn’t think so, so chances are slim to none there will be anyone doing that, so relax. My street is lined with cars leaving the local high school graduation.
Can you remember graduating from high school? I think I would tell myself, back then not to worry about what other people think.
Hugs and bisous.
If people stare, imagine it is due to their being impressed: it's as good a reason as any.
Why would any man make fun of something natural he shares in common with you?
Painful toes are a real inconvenience. Stubbed my big toe during winter kicking at some ice on my deck (my bad!) and it triggered gout (ouch) and now soreness is apparently arthritis, making it uncomfortable to walk any distance. My arthritic attacks seem to resolve in the course of a year - not what you want to hear. Biggest problem is just taking it easy! Good luck!
Boners at the Rock River gay Vermont swimming hole Bach are less frequent than you might think. One of our guidelines is "find a tree" for sex play, and at any given time at least 10% of the men are up in the cruising woods - I love to do walking bates up there! I like to hang out at the oeriohery of the beach so my occasional tumescence isn't on display. First timers and younger guys sometimes wear bathing suits - probably because they don't want imply they're looking for sex. After a few visits the boners disappeared and the pants come off. My suggestion would be to bring a really sheer sarong that you could drape artistically over an unwanted boner if necessary.
You’ll always remember your first time….at a nude beach. It’ll be nerve racking at first and you’ll think everyone is looking at you, but in reality everyone keeps to themselves. By the end of the day you won’t want to leave. And if a boner happens, be subtle and cover up until it subsides. Lastly, enjoy every minute of your time there!
@ Jean - Never thought of it in those terms. HS was so many years ago! Excellent point - I wish my younger self had adapted that philosophy. Hugs and bisous.
@ Anon - Well, you know how young dudes are...they'll laugh even though it happens to them, too.
Be forewarned: A lot of nudist places will kick you out for lewdness if you "take care of things" in public, and many nudists will insist men can control their erections, so the best option is probably to get in the water.
@ nakedswimmer - Yeah, my brother used to be one of those nudists who thought men could control an erection. It took a little schooling from me, but he learned.
I was at a nude beach on O'ahu... black sand beach. Not as much fun as I'd hoped. It felt claustrophobic. Very pretty, though.
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