A comment / question left while I was away.
"A friend of mine (45 yrs old, one wife, one daughter) is about to get divorced. I know him quite well. Would it be appropriate to get him a Fleshlight as a divorce present?"
Considering that you know him well, I'd say absolutely. And include a nice bottle of lube.
Today is Election Day.
And it truly is the most important election of our lifetime. This will determine if we remain a democratic republic or fall into an autocracy. Due to the chatter on the dark webs, our governor (surprisingly) along with others has ordered the National Guard to be stationed at the ready around the state.
As much as many of us may not want to, "Put the beer back in the fridge, the wine back on the shelf. We need to stay alert and focused."
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I would give him a gift card for Adam and Eve or such retailer, rather than a fleshlight. For real.
Also, VOTE, people!
XOXO
I would guess being able to give him a fleshlight would depend on what type of relationship you have. Do you even talk about sex with each other. And I mean talk about it. Not just the joking that guys do with each other. Like "that's what she said."
Several downtown businesses in Portland, OR are boarding up their windows. That's cheaper than replacing the glass.
I have my fingers and toes crossed that Kamala wins. Big Dude
I have my fingers and toes crossed that Kamala wins. Big Dude
Along with the Fleshlight, it will likely land even better with a funny note about freedom and/or self-care. It's actually a great gift.
That's a nice idea. Though I'll admit, gift cards we get usually languish in a drawer and never get used.
XOXO
Yep. I would hope the relationship is more open than sex jokes in order to give someone a sex toy.
Saw businesses in quite a few cities are doing that. It makes sense.
Us, too.
I like that idea!!!!
Maximus and I both voted a straight (go figure) democratic ticket. I was voter 533 and Maximus was voter 534 in our country prescient. She will also need the backing of congress to get the country back on tract.
Hello. Thank you for your thoughts and ideas: all much appreciated. Yes, I will get him lube and a card. Frankly, it was him thinking with his todger that probably got him into this mess in the first place. Heigh ho. Yes, we have talked deeply but alongside the obvious, I wanted to use this as a helpful prompt to talk about honest self-care in all its guises. Thank you all for your kindness and candour, and you too, whkattk, for providing this forum for us.
Even if he already has one, It’s nice to have a spare.
If you voted like I have, you’ve done all you can. Now it’s up to the voters to decide,
If you have voted like I have, then there is nothing more that we can do. It’s now time for the voters to decide. We only had one true legitimate candidate to begin with, Kamala Harris. She will be a good president.
Some states don’t allow mail in and early voting ballots to be counted until election day, which means they will be much slower getting their results out. Folks are going to have to be patient.🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
I have🍾 ready. Hugs and bisous.
May I suggest you wrap it in a Plain Brown Wrapper-- at least a card saying "Do not open in public!"
Hey, I didn't get a stick on my ass for voting!!!!!
I saw the news just briefly. I'm getting nervous. The dump had 101 electoral votes- Harris- 35. Off went the news. I cant TAKE IT!!!!!!!!!
Perhaps also include directions to the Aneros Forum to help broaden his mind for the future: no man needs to repeat the same mistake again, thinking there are no other options for male sexual fulfilment.
Not only did she not get elected, the House and Senate went red.
I'm happy i could help and the suggestions of readers added to it.
The voters have sorely disappointed me. Hugs and bisous.
The House and Senate, too. I am beyond disappointed.
Hugs and bisous.
So long as it's not given in public...of course, he should find a inconspicuous place to store it.
It's over, Mads. Sad, sad, sad.
It couldn't hurt.
I think the fleshlight would be a great deal of fun. Life is hardly over...
Get him a few different ones. If you go for the Tenga ones (usually cheaper than the official 'Fleshlight' branded ones); go for the XL sized ones. The regular ones might be too small and if the friend has any length to him he will be slamming the top of it.
Get open ended ones to avoid it or the XL ones.
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