Because It's...

Ignore the year! The MONTH's the thing!

Because it's MAY, National Masturbation Month, you all have permission to Procrasturbate!

So,  forget the stuff you think you have to do and just go enjoy yourselves!

Enjoy the simple sensation of the wood.

Take real pleasure in playing with it.

Hit that Sweet Spot!

And experience the incredible sensation of blasting out a load.

Go ahead - invite a buddy to join the fun.

Then you can go back to that To Do list.

Cooking...

Cleaning...

Fixing...

...or finally getting to that yard work.