Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Stroke Away



Done with that ball check? Now, go ahead and stroke one out. No, really. You're allowed. Not just in honor of masturbation month. In fact, today of all days there's even more reason to blast out a good load. Think of it as another way to check those man-berries for signs of cancer.
















In fact, let me ask you this: How often do you take a look at the cream you've whipped up? Every now and then - oh, let's say, on Buddy Ball Check Day (now there's a thought! ironic how I come up with this stuff ain't it?) - check the results of your pumping one out. Look for signs of blood. Traces of blood in the semen - absent any recent trauma to your nuts - for an extended period of time could be a sign there's trouble with your swimmer factories. So it's a good idea to blow a load and inspect it every now and then. Should you see tinges of pink or bright red consistently over, say, a week or two, call your doctor.


3 comments:

becca said...

hadn't thought of that need to go check with hubby and make sure he is checking for signs of blood

whkattk said...

@ becca - If he hasn't made this a regular feature of his ball check, urge him to do so.

jackerbudchgo said...

or high blood pressure.