Monday, December 3, 2012

Ground Nuts


So, it was a decent weekend for me until yesterday evening when... Well, nevermind that. I think a friend of mine had a worse event compared to what happened to me. He sat on a nut. Yeah, you read that correctly - he sat on one of his balls! And smashed the hell out of it. Heavy, heavy trauma to that man-berry... He sat down on it so hard, it damn near burst.


I admit it was snarkey to tell him maybe he needed to lighten their burden a little more often - but, honest, I was just trying to make him laugh. He's got a pair of really heavy, large, low-hangers. And he was freeballing in a pair of very large, baggy gym shorts. Those aren't going to keep The Boys out of harms way.


Moral of that story, as I told him, is sure, going commando feels great until you either, A. Smash a nut - or both, or B. Get your cock snagged in a zipper. And over the years I've done both. Getting the skin of your dick caught in a zipper (especially the head) is painful, but not nearly as bad as squashing a nut. If you're going to insist on walking around with your goods swaying free in those type of shorts (which he does all the time),  you need to pay extra attention to your balls; when you go to sit down, lift them out of the way!


He's going to be out of commission for quite a while now. Not because he won't be able to get a hard-on, but any kind of sexual activity is going to hurt like a motherfucker! Not even cupping his balls to keep them from bouncing is going to help - because when he's about to shoot the pain of his balls pulling up will probably be enough to make him pass out!


Be kind to your balls, guys. They can provide lots and lots of pleasure (we so love ball play, don't we?) but when they get hurt - especially this badly - the pain is... well, it's impossible to describe. Take good care of your packages, guys! Treat them with the kindness they deserve and they'll serve you well.











If you're gonna freeball - like most of us like to do at least from time to time - be careful!
 
 

6 comments:

LORDPATRICK said...

Great advice! Feel real sorry for your mate. Great post again. Some wonderful cocks! Thanks, Patrick

rdujetz said...

Having a pair of low-hanging, large boys is a good problem to have, I say. Wish mine hung lower than they do!

O!Daddie said...

ouch ouch ouch.. gotta protect the jewels guys.. was free-ballin one day and a friend's very nasty poodle Jacques jumped up, bit me square on the sac and drew blood through my shorts... OMG that hurt !

BTW whk.. thought you'd enjoy my 'awkward boners' :>)

Queer Heaven said...

Some really good Dicks here. I'm not much of a free baller. But when I do.. I know to take care of dem balls.

whkattk said...

@ O!Daddie - I surely did! I had a girlfriends kitten jump up on the bed with us and go after my package - got a couple of claws in my sac and drew tiny beads of blood - but, thankfully, didn't penetrate either of my Boys!

JiEL said...

Not surprised about your friend's story..
Our balls are somewhat «fragile» and we must be attentive to their health.

This story reminds me about one of my cousin (cute by the way).
Many years ago, when he was 12yo,some bad guys bullied him and beated him specially in his balls region.
He had HUGE pain but hided it to his parents being ashamed about it.
In the middle of the night, he woke up with a TREMENDEST pain specialy of one of his balls.

It was as big as a grapefruit and bluish...

You can imagine his panick.
He ended up at the hospital where that ball was diagnose «dead» because of a torsion of it...

So, he had an operation to take it of.....

Now he is living quite normally, have kids and is a very wealthy nuclear doctor...

SO, as you see, our BALLS ARE FRAGILE...

CHEERS !