On a Mission

 
Morning

Blogger's Artificial Intelligence isn't very intelligent --- it doesn't seem to be learning a damn thing. LOL Yesterday's post with the official Mid-Century Modern trailer and Midweek Mirth memes was "put behind the Sensitive Content Warning for violating community standards."

You all know I freeball; can't stand wearing briefs. 

But there are times when they are called for. 

Years ago Skivvies made a "select-a-pouch" design that was comfy --- supported the goods without any bunch or scrunch. I was in need of some fresh ones. Well, they stopped making them. Dammit.

I was on a mission

and found these from Real Men Apparel.

Because all men are NOT created equal. Hallelujah! Saints be praised. These are the real thing, guys. Sizes XS to 5XL, all with an A, B, C, or D size pouch. Got the perfect fit boxer brief in a Large, C pouch. The Modal fabric is soft and silky, the waistband doesn't curl or fold, the legs don't bunch or ride up. They make briefs with or without the "V" fly.

Need to figure out what size pouch you need? They've got a sizing chart up-front and visible.

Cup your package in one hand. Does it fill your hand like a Billiard Ball (A), Tennis Ball (B), Pickle Ball (C), or a Baseball (D)?

After having them on for about an hour, I noticed the pouch just kind of gently molded itself around the bits. Need something for sports? They have it. Prefer wearing a jock strap? They have it. Prefer a strapless jock? They have it.

So, if you're not a commando kind of guy or you need to wear briefs for some reason, I highly recommend these. 

And you know I wouldn't steer you wrong.

Well Endowed

 

Morning

"My son has more than just 'a little something extra.' He's hung like a pony and has balls to go with it (and yes, I've seen it - wake-up duty fell to me as soon as he hit puberty). Problem is trying to find comfortable briefs. Bigger than I am and I have issues myself. But even what I wear doesn't fit him.  He started going commando which his mother does not like if he's leaving the house. She says his VPL is too detailed. He's not ashamed of what he's got. Though I told the wife to butt out, anyone have any suggestions?"

I feel your son's pain with trying to cram into briefs. It's why I switched to commando as soon as I was in an office that allowed jeans. My 501s work perfectly well.

Your wife, on the other hand, should have it explained to her this way: What your son is experiencing is like wearing an A-cup bra on Double-D's. I know, she's probably thinking what my mom said because of VPL, "Put on underwear, you want everyone to know what you have?" But, really the only issue was random boners - there's just no real way to disguise them. But, then again, you need to instruct your son about that: "Tuck your boners in your waistband."

But, if you want to try, there are tons of claims, but few actually make the grade. Here are a few I found

$51 - $60 / 3-pk

$20.99 / ea

When I was working and needed to wear briefs, these fit pretty well:

$23.50 / ea

As you can tell, being well-endowed comes with its own issues.

Itchy Balls

 

Good morning.

"My god my balls itch like crazy. I don't see anything weird so what the hell is going on?"

Since the irritation is strictly on and around the scrotum, it's not crab lice. Plus, those have nearly been eradicated by the vast majority of guys manscaping.

It sounds to me like you have a yeast infection or a good old-fashioned case of Jock Itch.

Akin to Athlete's Foot, the rash just loves warm, moist, dark places like the crotch.

Guys' crotches can sweat a lot when wearing briefs. Yes, even those that claim to "wick away moisture.'

The remedy is Monistat, or Lotrimin; either a cream or powder spray. Either is available OTC at local stores.

The prevention involves getting some fresh air to the area. I suggest --- if you can --- freeballing (going commando) during the day.

If that's not possible, if you wear anything below the waist to sleep ... stop. Now. Sleeping in the nude would allow enough fresh air to help you dry out. Not to mention removing any possibility of rolling over on a nocturnal boner and cracking the Tunica. Cracking that inner sheath can lead to Peyronies Disease, a bend in the boner, caused by the scar tissue.