Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Uh, uh, uh... Not Yet!!

Put the bat away until you check the balls! You didn't really think I was going to let you off the hook just because we're celebrating Masturbation Month, did you???

Not a chance, boys! Ignore that boner!!

Now get busy - check those balls over really well. Feel anything unusual - make that call to the doctor for an appointment and have them checked out by a real balls expert!

Then you must call, text, message, post to Facebook and forums and bulletin boards - or communicate by any means necessary - to tell the males in your life and make them promise to do the same.

Done? Good. Now you can go on about celebrating Masturbation Month and lovingly stroke your cock until you empty the balls you just checked.


AOM said...

Balls Checked I am ready to Stroke! Thanks for the monthly reminder. You do a great service to men. Now I much service my member and squirt out a load of cum - just making sure all is in tip top working condition Vroom Vroom! : ) Thanks brother! I hope you are having a very HARD day! Hugs and Strokes, bud! AOM

iama{GAY}tkeeper known as thegaytekeeper said...

batters up!

Anonymous said...

If you need someone to check if they give the right quantity... Please call me! Andy

whkattk said...

@ Andy - We'd all be glad to! lol.