Friday, August 30, 2013

(En)JO(y) Your Dick

I got an email from a Faithful Reader, who asked how he could get back to the times when jacking off was something exciting. Something special. Now, his is a special case because he still resides with his parents. He doesn't have the freedom when he pops wood, to drop trou, and have at it. Even in his bed at night doesn't provide much opportunity for fear he'll be heard or found out.

That appendage, hanging there between your legs was made to function in a manner meant to provide pleasure. We are meant to ENJOY it; it's that sensation of pleasure that keeps the population growing faster than our peckers would bone up when we were young.

When was the last time you kicked back and really put the Y back into JO? Like any other sexual activity, whacking off can come to seem ... uneventful, boring; something you do to relieve a case of the hornies. And, we all go through periods where things, even trivialities, take our attentions away from our dicks and we ignore them. Well, it's the purpose of this blog to entertain while getting you to take proper care of that package in your pants. But, it's also to help you enjoy that package. Now, if your typical MO to JO is wrapping a fist around the shaft and stroking to pound out a load ... don't do that.

Change things up a bit.

Stand in front of a mirror and watch your cock slide through your hand. Or, maybe put together a make-shift masturbation sleeve: A large zip-lock baggie, closed, with a corner cut out just large enough to poke your pecker in. Lube up (even plain old cooking oil does the trick), and slide the baggie over your boner. Now you can place your cock between a couple of pillows, or the cushions of the couch, or even the mattress and box springs of your bed and thrust as you were fucking some hot-looker you ran into on the nude beach. Or, go to a secluded wooded area, or high-grass field, drop trou, and truly (en)jo(y) your dick for a change.

Do yourself a favor. Take an hour or two (or more!) for yourself. Tell the spouse, partner, significant other, or whomever it is you share a domicile, you just need a little time to yourself. Send them out on a trumped up shopping trip, or to see a movie you know they'd like but you have no interest in; just get them out of your hair for a few hours. If they won't leave, tell them to leave you alone, go into the bedroom, shut the door, and get naked.

Take the time to rediscover the sensations and sensuousness of your body. To cum doesn't have to be your goal - but if it winds up happening, consider it a great bonus! Lie back and lightly run your hands over every inch you can easily and comfortably reach; your stomach, abs, chest, inner thighs, sides, nape of your neck and throat, your whole face. Massage your balls and peineum, wet your index finger and trace the ridge of your cockhead, tickle the frenulum - that little stretch of skin on the underside. Run a wet fingertip in circles around your nipples. Suck on your fingers while you play with your cock.

Pay attention to each and every sensation on each and every inch that you touch. Revel in the feeling. Be aware that your cock is rip-roaring hard and throbbing, that your nipples are hard, that the pre-cum is dripping and creating a pool of warm, slippery liquid. Run the head of your dick through it.

If you decide you need, or want, to cum, pay attention to it. Know that it's happening and how good it can feel. Be aware of the gathering engorgement of your erection, the lifting of your nuts, sense each sudden enlargement and spasm of the cock shaft and prostate as it sends spurts of hot jizz rocketing up through the shaft. Follow the sensation each time it blasts up through the head and shoots free. Feel the hot wetness of it as it splatters across your body.

As the geysers of cum subside to a slow flow, keep slowly stroking up and down. Note the slippery feel of the skin on the shaft as your hand slides over your hard-on. Cup and gently massage your balls as they lower back down. As your boner begins to wilt, don't clean up. Lie there. Enjoy the release of tension, the heightened sensitivity of your body. Slide the head of your dick back and forth, playing in the warm pools of cum. 

Then just lie there and relax.

That's putting the Y back into JO. That's (en)jo(ying) your dick.


Justin said...

That got me hot, if only jacking off was as fun as it once was. My first orgasm was fucking a rolled up sleeping bag, I really didn't know what to expect but it was pretty amazing even though I didn't even cum. I will never forget that sensation That poor sleeping bag got quite a workout.
As for the guy living at home, surely Dad understands.

Your french Patrick said...

LOL, my dear friend,
In French JO are the initials of "Jeux Olympiques" (= Olympic Games), and not of Jerk Off.
But it is true that it would be interesting to add the masturbation in number of Olympic sports.
You "ejaculated" for us a long novel!
I believe that numerous are the ones who have had the same difficulties as your reader. Myself including.
But I have never had difficulty to overcome as much as I wanted all the obstacles which were certainly more important in my young time without needing help or of advice.
Have a great weekend.
Bisous, Pat.
Postscriptum (private joke): Don't forget to add sex under water to your famous list of things to do before dying.


Great advice Great post! Hot guys as usual! Wonderful cocks! Glorious cum!

Fluffy33 said...

Such great, and very helpful advice, thank you!

Upton King said...

Priceless photos. Especially like that little nerd boy in the middle of his bed. Thank you for your words of wisdom. You are the high priest of jerking off. Now, go worship yourself! - Uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque

O!Daddie now at said...

Thanks for the inspiration - not that I need any urging but it's always been pretty much 'slam, bam, thank you Sam' when I'm solo and maybe I should learn to slow down enjoy the process and not just focus on getting off..

Westernstock said...

thanks for the great recipe on how to profit from the mighty male urge.

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