Anyway, I thought it might be time for a few laughs around here...
|How Eve really tempted Adam into taking a bite of the apple|
|Cock: It's what's for dinner.|
|How circle jerks begin|
|The newest Mayonnaise|
|Oh, holy shit! Where did it go?|
|How to troll for a blow job|
|"...I love the service in this place!"|
|Well, what if I just hide my package ... will that count as clothing?|
|Ask your doctor what an apple a day can do for your boner|
|"Geez, ya didn't need to smack my chin with it!"|
"Maybe not, but it felt good on my dick."
|Uh, you may as well come out where we can see you|
|Oh shit! How do I get down if it doesn't go down?|
|Then where's my trophy?|
My wife is taking tomorrow off (a rarity) and we shall be off for a celebratory weekend in honor of her 50th birthday. I shall prepare and schedule a post to assist you all in enjoying your weekend.