Thursday, December 12, 2024

That Hard, That Long

 

Morning.

"I've been reading your blog for a long time and really appreciate all the information you provide. If you covered this, I missed it. I woke up with the stiffest log I've ever experienced. And it stuck around through the entire morning routine of whizz, brushing, shower and shave. Since I never have extra time before work it was still hard when I got dressed and then I had to push it around to get comfortable in the car. When I got to work it was so hard it hurt. A colleague even noticed it and told me I should go pound it out. It eventually went down but it lasted so long I was starting to get worried.  WTF is going on? Has anyone else had a morning boner that hard and last that long? What did you do?"





According to Cleveland Clinic:
A painful erection that lasts for several hours, develops when blood remains in your penis and can't drain. It can occur without cause, or it may result from an underlying condition, nonmedical use of medications or injury.

Also, men's hormones fluctuate just as women's do. So it could be a simple case of replenishing a higher than usual level of testosterone while you slept. Ejaculation could resolve the erection, but if you don't have time for that the boner should eventually subside even without having to cum. And remember, the harder your cock gets the more sensitive it is, so the slightest stimulation can cause a boner to stick around.



Problem is --- as you've found out --- until the hardness does subside at least a little, those erections can actually be painful.


Has it happened to anyone else? Most likely. What did they do about it?
Guys?

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hard boner til hurts ?
Oh yeah, all you have to do is take a warm shower and gradually lower the temperature of the water till it’s cool/cold.
-CA stud

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Never had this problem.
It's awkward in an office environment, but fun in a date night?? IDK.
I can imagine why it worried him, though...

XOXO

SickoRicko said...

Pounding out a quicky would have been my first thought.

Mistress Maddie said...

I know I have. I usually get those rock hard erections that last like that if i either didn't jack off the night before...or im extraordinary horny. I too have ran one off at work already if need be.

Anonymous said...

It's never happened to me, but when I was young, until I learned how to relieve myself, it took a little longer.

UnapologeticFox said...

It's happened to me a few times. Not so much now that I'm in my mid-40's
When it did occur, at first I enjoyed it. Loved feeling the hardness and walking around with a hard-on. Eventually I just had to spank one out, which took all of a minute as it was very sensitive and I blew quite the load
My advice to guys experience this is - you have two options, try not to think about it and give it the attention it wants or just jerk it

Jean said...

“ Since I never have extra time before work…”. It looks like the first stop in the shower would be the fastest opportunity next time. Hugs and bisous.

uptonking said...

Well, I guess there are some things you wish for... and really shouldn't! Lesson learned!

Big Dude said...

When I was young, this happened to me several times. In two of the cases, I managed to get a chance to jack off, and, as you said, my hard on went down. In one case, it got so sensitive that I shot off in my pants, spontaneously. I was lucky enough to get back to the dorm and get changed and nobody seemed to notice. And a couple times, it just eventually went down. I talked to a doc about it, and he reassured me that in young men my age, it rarely indicated a serious problem unless it happened constantly.

Anonymous said...

Never a hard on that hurts but have had to crank out a few loads to make it go soft.

UtahJock said...

I jack-off every morning to get it back to normal. And there's plenty of time for that because it only takes a few seconds from start to finish.

CAAZ said...

Never for me nothing that a bate session or two did not take care of, but those were some impressive hard cocks.

Anonymous said...

My father would say when he woke us up in the morning, to hold our breath as long as we could until it passed. As I get older I know that several medications can cause this side effect.

Anonymous said...

How did the OP "whizz" with such a hard boner? If it was in the shower, as I suspect, then that would have been the ideal time to masturbate and release the tension with a quickie. It's never a good idea to be so time constrained you can't spend an extra few minutes taking care of such challenges during a morning routine: your dick might be rigid, but the routine shouldn't be.