Thursday, August 28, 2025

Clean-up Suggestions

 

Morning

"For a variety of reasons we have our three adult sons back home and living with us. I managed to curtail the expensive use of paper products but now my wife is getting aggravated with having to wash hand towels so often. Any suggestions?"


I assume you're talking about clean-up after masturbation. 

Ah, the hierarchy of cumrags is in play.






An endless supply of paper towels, paper napkins, and toilet paper to supply three --- or is it four? --- men with cum rags can drain the bank account almost as fast as they're draining their balls.






These would be good but expensive

My suggestion is a large bag of shop towels.

It's possible that Home Depot, Lowes, or Ace have similar products, and perhaps cheaper, but you can get a bag of 25 towels for $8.29 at Wiping World (pictured above). Once used, they can be put into a specific laundry bin and washed separately.

Allow me to also suggest that you and your sons take turns doing that particular load of laundry.

You're adults and should be sharing the chores around the house. If you'd been doing that in the first place, it's possible that their mom wouldn't have known why the towel supply was always low, so fast.


Any other suggestions, Readers?

10 comments:

Jeff said...

You're not going to suggest abstinence, are you? Life is so good...
In my opinion, the idea of ​​sharing is the best solution.
Jeff

CAAZ said...

No other suggestions, love the hierarchy of cum rags and this entire post, fascinating.

Rade said...

Can't whack off in the shower, eh?

KP said...

Jack off in the toilet or in the shower. Other than that, eat your own! LOL

SickoRicko said...

Shop/bar towels would be the best.

whkattk said...

I would never....

whkattk said...

A dad who remembers his youth, I would guess.
The Hierarchy is a classic!

whkattk said...

I'd hate to see that water bill, or the power/heating bill for three guys on a daily basis.

whkattk said...

Shower would certainly work, except for the bills to pay for the water and heating it. On the toilet works for quick wanks.

whkattk said...

Ah, I didn't think of bar towels. Good suggestion, Rick!