Almost

 

Morning.

Electoral Count Day. It should be remembered that four years ago we almost lost our Republic.

In light of that, here are some Monday Giggles.

Winter Is Coming

Wonderful Weekend

 

Morning.

Wishing you all a very wonderful wood-filled weekend.

Not Lying

 

Morning.

"i don't get it. me and my boyfriend went to vegas for ny eve and driving on the way home he pushed his pants down. when i asked what he was doing he told me it was all cramped up and he needed to let it out. i mean seriously?"

He's not lying to you. Pushing his pants down and allowing the erection to be free may seem an unlikely solution, but it's by far the best one.

Two things. First, the vibrations of the road can (and do) cause an erection.

Second, having a boner pop up while in a sitting position is without a doubt the most uncomfortable a guy's cock can get. Shoving it down along the thigh can be painful with undue strain against the suspensory ligaments.

Pulling it up along the abdomen can be uncomfortable at best as it pokes into the stomach and the material of his pants presses against the underside cutting off blood flow.

So, cut him some slack. He's the one with the cock. He knows what he's doing.