Keep Everything Safe

 

Morning

Oh, FFS! His Orangeness let it slip on Saturday that he was trying to assist convicted Brazilian dictator Bolsonaro to escape to the U.S. It's not the first time Bolsonaro was caught trying to leave and avoid his 27-year prison sentence. He was caught (again) and immediately taken to jail.

Happy Thanksgiving!

"Odd situation that I hope you can make a recommendation to resolve. my husband's nuts hang quite low so he wears briefs to sleep so he doesn't roll over on them. But then the boners get trapped and wake him up to adjust. Any suggestions to help him would be appreciated."

Save the balls? Or save the boners?

Save both.

I typically tell guys to sleep nude. It's healthier. 

Even doctors recommend it. It allows the goods to breathe. 

But it also allows those nocturnal boners to develop without the danger of getting caught and then prevents rolling over and cracking the Tunica. Doing that can lead to Peyronies Disease (which isn't really a disease), a scar formation that will cause a bend in the erection. If severe enough, it can inhibit sexual activity and, in some cases, is painful.

Briefs are his best bet if he needs support for his balls, but, yes, wearing those will inhibit erections. There are boxer briefs that are designed to separate the balls from the cock. I'd specifically recommend SeparaTec.

 They'll cradle his testicles but the hole for the penis will allow the freedom of erections.

Just tell him to not engage the exterior pouch.

Hopefully, that will allow him to get a good night's rest and keep everything safe.

Any other ideas, Readers?

My Anxiety

Morning

My anxiety went down as soon as his plane took off. It was nice to have three days to recover. We did whatever running around and errands we needed to do on Friday morning and spent the rest chillaxing.

Blogger is not cooperating (again!) today. I wasn't able to leave comments for everyone on my rounds.

Have some Monday Giggles

Catch My Breath

 

Morning.

Taking a break to catch my breath and relax.

See ya Monday.

Unanimous Consent

 

Morning

427 : 1. Doesn't it figure it would Higgins (R - LA), a cohort of Little Mikey. Mikey's surprise: Unanimous Consent in the Senate when he was banking on Thune to make amendments. Then, GYM Jordan really should've stayed silent. His claiming he's all for supporting the victims, blah, blah, blah, BUT.... Oh, Gym, Gym, Gym. We know exactly how you support victims of sexual assault and rape.

Gym Jordan's support

'Course, now Bondi has 30 days to dig in with how she "can't release anything, due to the ongoing investigation into the Democrats" who trucked with Epstein.

My friend has secured his escape to the East Coast first thing tomorrow morning. I'll be able to breathe again instead of watching the road.

Have some

Midweek Mirth