Pronto.

 

Morning

Monday Giggles have been pre-empted by this comment left over the weekend.

"My husband has had issues for a couple weeks. First he's been unable to cum. We've tried every position possible and he still can't get it to shoot. Now he stands at the toilet straining to pee and still doesn't want to go see a doctor."

I'm not sure why guys are so shy about seeing our doctors when it comes to issues with our bits. Afraid of getting a boner, I imagine. 

But your husband's issue: that's not good. Not at all good. There's most likely an issue with his prostate, and I'd put my money on a severe infection. It will not resolve on its own - he needs medical attention. Trust me. While my infection didn't get to the point I couldn't take a leak, I wasn't able to cum.

According to the Oregon Urology Institute, an untreated prostate infection can lead to an abscess. If left untreated long enough, that can spread into the bloodstream and lead to sepsis. Which can be deadly.

Do not take no for an answer. Grab your husband by the balls and take him to an Urgent Care, or to a Urologist.

Pronto.

Like yesterday.

A boner in front of a doctor is better than weeks or months lying in a hospital bed fighting infection.

Then...make sure your husband is following these prescriptions:

This week's giggles will be posted tomorrow.

You Might

Morning

"My boyfriend said before we moved in together he needed to tell me that he masturbates every morning either before he gets out of bed or in the shower and he wouldn't change that He says it's good for his health I think he's bsing me"

No, he is not bullshitting you. It is a fact that frequent ejaculations help men to maintain a healthy prostate and lower the risk of prostatitis and/or prostate cancer. It also lowers blood pressure, reduces stress, and increases the heart rate so it's like doing a bit of cardio every morning.  Bravo to him for jacking off daily. Bravo to him for telling you. He won't have to hide it like so many men do.

Allow me to add: every once in a while, you might offer to lend a hand.

Try to have a great weekend!

Your Takeaway

 

Yesterday's follow-up brought about more information that may be useful.

Anonymous said: Strangely enough I had the same problem when I hit 50. Naturally I booked an appointment with a urologist and had a work up done because pink semen wasn’t a good sign for any guy over 50. It turns out that my antidepressant ( Prozac) was the problem because I wasn’t having sex/masturbating for months at a time. And when I tried to climax, the Prozac blocked that too. The urologist told me that the left over semen had crystallized and the new semen was causing slight damage that wasn’t a real problem if I started masterbating several times and day to clear up the pink stuff. He then said that I needed to masterbate at least twice a week to avoid something like that happening again.

According to "Managing Antidepressant Sexual Side Effects" over at Healthline, SSRIs, such as Prozac, can drastically diminish libido, causes difficulty in getting hard, and can be the culprit of either delayed ejaculation or completely blocking the ability.  Typically, any sperm or semen not released during ejaculation is absorbed by the body.

Finding that your cum is a bit "lumpy" is not unusual. That can be caused by a lack of ejaculation and / or dehydration. But, according to this article by National Institutes of Health (NIH)  crystals in the cum can also stem from ureic acid mixing with prostate fluid. This is generally caused by prostatitis (prostate infection). And that can be caused by or attributed to a lack of ejaculation.

Your takeaway should be: Stay hydrated.

And follow the doctor's instructions.