Woman to call center: "Yes, my internet is down." Operator: "Well, log onto our helpful website." Woman: "I can't. My internet is down." Operator: "Okay, then, send an email - " Woman: "Sir?" Operator: "Yes?" Woman: "I have no internet." Pause. Operator: "You need to call someone!"
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Yep. That's how I felt this morning waiting for the "outage in your area" to be fixed. Finally, it's back!!
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So, a Faithful Reader brings up an issue which plagues all men. If you live long enough, you will develop symptoms of BPH, or Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia, more commonly referred to as an Enlarged Prostate. The gift of Nature as we age is the continuing growth of the prostate (like the cock couldn't grow, too? That would've been so terrible?).
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The symptoms are needing to piss frequently, the sensation that you haven't fully emptied the bladder. Waking up, perhaps numerous times, during the night - sans boner, unfortunately - to pee.
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You lose sleep. You lose time doing chores, or other activities, even from work.
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The only saving grace is the advantage we have as men...if we need to, it's not always necessary for us to have a rest room nearby; it's easy for us to pretty much piss anywhere.
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But, it doesn't always happen to old men. Young guys can fall victim to this, too.
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Doctors prescribe some type of Alpha Blocker which reduces the swelling a bit to ease the flow of urine, enabling the bladder to empty more completely. Left untreated, BPH can cause damage to the bladder, kidneys, infections, and ultimately the inability to urinate at all.
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Last year, Cialis - the other boner pill - began advertising their Daily Use Dosage to treat BPH. The problem is that insurance companies are refusing to cover the cost of the medication - regardless of its prescribed use; for boners
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frequent stops for pissing
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or both
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This is an area of men's health that is taking a kick to the nuts. Guys need to become more vocal about health needs. Granted, we always wait until the last minute to seek medical attention, particularly when it comes to any issues "down there." But "down there" is more indicative of our overall health than anyone gives credit for. Don't ignore what your dick is telling you.
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Don't delay when you have issues in pissing, problems getting a good stiff erection, or being able to cum. Anything out of the ordinary which lasts longer than a few days should be considered suspect and indicates a visit to the doctor may be in order.
This is your doctor, letting you know that he knows how important your plumbing is:
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Don't fail him, or yourself.
