Over-Cum “Whiskey Dick”

CoreyJo (faithful reader and lady with a heart of gold!) asked what to do, what to do…when her Sailor pounds and pounds (or humps and humps) and has trouble getting off when he’s done a little too much celebrating. He calls it “Whiskey Dick.”

Now, we all have different levels of tolerance to drinking. Evidently, The Sailor has a fairly high one – his dick still rises up and wants entertainment. But, the nerve endings have been numbed enough that he has difficulty cumming.

So, CoreyJo wants to know what she can do to help him over the top and get him off.

My immediate response was “Well, that’s a tough one.” Then I gave it some thought.

As most of us guys know, a beer or shot (or two) can help us relax; help us douse those nerves that might keep us from making overtures when we want a partner but don’t have a fuck-buddy to help us lighten the load in the stones. And a couple of drinks are about all we can handle before our divining rods begin to droop. Alcohol can fuck up a wet dream if we aren’t careful.

The problem is that [alcohol] acts as an anesthetic, a numbing agent. Ever watch a period piece movie where the whiskey is called for prior to digging out a bullet from the hero’s ass? A good splash is poured over the wound (for antiseptic purposes) and then gulped by the victim (for the drugging effect). It’s because booze dulls the senses, numbs the nerves.

Drink enough and that numbing effect spreads throughout your entire body. Not only can you not feel your face (come on, we’ve all seen the buddy films), you won’t be able to feel your cock either! The result? Little Willy won’t stand up and greet anyone, no matter how much your brain thinks it should.

The key to getting off is the ever-increasing stimulation of the nerves, particularly in the head, frenulum, and prostate. When a guy can’t cum, it can be frustrating as hell – for a partner as well as the guy himself – and it can hurt.

To assist in reaching and going over the edge a couple of toys might come in really handy (and I think the puns are intended!). A prostate wand (CoreyJo, here’s your chance to try out internal prostate stimulation on The Sailor).  Or a vibrator, strong enough for exterior stimulation of the prostate; which can also be placed directly to the cockhead.

Get your guy on his back, get down between his legs, and stimulate his buzz button with a vibrating wand while he strokes his pumped-up pud, until he blows that load. Or, get him on his back, grease up his stiff cock really well, lay it down against his stomach, and run a good strong vibrator along the “sweet spot” on the underside of the cockhead, pressing it into his abs (kinda like applying cock to cock frot action). If that alone doesn’t get his pocket rocket firing off rounds, add some exterior poking stimulation to the prostate while running the vibrator on his slicked up dick.

If those tricks don’t take care of Whiskey Dick in a matter of minutes…he may have numbed his equipment to the point he’ll just to live with the blue balls and a rock hard rod until he can get some sensations back, or until he passes out; whichever comes first.

And, because here at Big Whack Attack we’re all about the enjoyment of cock (our own as well as others), just a word of warning to you guys out there who celebrate too often: Keep it up and eventually you’ll find you can’t get it up.

And we don’t want that to happen, do we? NO-siree, we want our cocks as stiff as a tree trunk ...

or as hard as a board...