Tuesday, July 30, 2013

A Boner Is a Boner

(For my Faithful Reader, who wanted to see a little hair for a change.)

I fully expected at least one comment asking, "There's a difference in boners???" But, I think you guys are on to me. LOL. A boner is a boner is a boner. Right? Well...

I've preached about Blood Oxygen Boners - or BOBies. Then, there are the Horny Hard-ons - or HorHos. And, finally, you've got your Sexually Activated Stiffies - or SASies. (God, I love coming up with new monikers!)

Our BOBies abound. We get so many in a 24-hour period - especially when we're young - there are times we think it's just one long perpetual boner. (Don't we wish!) As we age, most of those are semi's; at least during the day when we're awake. At night they're totally in the full upright and locked position.

The HorHos - now those are a different story. Those are the ones that start out with the heavy, full feeling in the nuts. The cock begins to fill and twitch and then stand up hard as a rock or snake its way down a pant leg. The pre-cum starts to bead up and then flow.



The SASies are the ones that come on because we (or a partner) has started playing with Mr Happy, or we've been surfing or watching porn, or we see a nice pair of tits, or a beautiful round ass, or a pair of long, shapely legs.



They're all different. And by the time we reach our early twenties we should be able to tell the difference. Before that, though, we think every boner is strictly about needing to get the rocks off. Not that we can't. In fact, as young men, we probably do - every chance we get! We're either having a good old romp in the hay with someone, or we're happily jacking that puppy for all we're worth, blowing as big a load as possible.

I think I was in my mid-twenties before I fully realized the difference. 'Til then I thought I was just horny all the time and every opportunity I got - guy, girl, fucking, frot, blow jobs, hand jobs, whatever. Hell, I didn't care! As long as my cock was hard, I was raring to enjoy every inch of it.







How old were you when you knew what each boner was about?

Or were you lucky enough to have been told the difference?

9 comments:

Your french Patrick said...

Do you know that the word "boner" in English is pronounced as the word "bonheur" in French, and that "bonheur" means happiness?
So your title may be turn into "a boner is a bonheur".
My dear friend, your blog has a first class ticket in my pants, but yourself, you have a first class ticket in my heart.
Have a wondrous day.
Bisou.

TornJeans said...

Good post today! I'm still lurking around

Justin said...

This makes me think of that sex education book called 'Whats Happening To Me' where the teenage cartoon guy get's a boner on the diving board at the pool.
We all had a good laugh at that back then.


LORD PATRICK said...

Another great post. I had a younger "friend" for a few years - he was bisexual - but his cock never seemed to go limp. It was always at lease semi-hard! and it was "BIG"! He had an Italian mother and a French father. We had some great times together.

whkattk said...

@ YFP - *blush* - It's mutual, mon ami! But, I think that's perfect!! Boners are happiness!!

whkattk said...

@ Justin - I'd forgotten about that! I remember all the guys busting out in laughter, too!

Stan said...

I never knew about all the differences. I just know when I get horny I get hard.

Soul Yaoi said...

Around 16 here.

Cherie said...

Gorgeous!