Wednesday, July 3, 2013

Would You?

I'm thinking this photo is most likely a joke or, perhaps, a frat prank, or he enjoys being made helpless. I can't think of any medical team that would permit a patient in a full body cast to leave the hospital - unless, of course, he had 24-hour care available. It reminded me of the old joke: A straight guy visits his straight friend in the hospital who has both arms in traction. Lying there with a very obvious hard-on, he asks his friend to lend him a hand to relieve his boner. The visitor closes the privacy curtain, dons face mask, hospital gown, and two pair of latex gloves, and with trepidation wraps a hand around his friend's dick and begins to whack him off, whispering, "If you ever tell anyone, I'll deny it and you'll be a dead man!"

Let's pretend this guy in our photo is the real deal. I know I've got some Faithful Readers who are straight dudes. Those of you who are gay or bi, let's also pretend you're 100% hetero. How good of a friend would you be? Beside the usual tasks, you'd need to hold his dick for him to piss; you'd have to clear it for him. 

And, once his body recovered enough from the injuries, his cock would begin to show signs of life again. Would you offer to jack him off so he'd avoid a serious case of blue balls?

If you wouldn't make the offer, if he asked you to do it - to get his rocks off - would you?

Guys whack cock together all the time - sexual orientation doesn't matter. And it shouldn't. The jack off group I belonged to (until it folded due to a lack of venue) 90% of the members self-identified as straight and most were married. The guys in the military circle jerks I attended on Friday nights in the barracks - straight (well, at that time you couldn't admit to being gay - but damn near every one of them eventually married). It's a bond between men - something guys have in common. We should be able to admit we enjoy the activity and we should be able to enjoy it together without negative connotations of any kind.


Queer Heaven said...

Well... you know me... I am a big,big supporter of circle jerks and guys helping other guys cum.
As far as the guy in the full body cast... I would have to just sit on that dick and make him happy.

Your french Patrick said...

Thanks, my dear friend. Thanks to you my comments box works well again.

Do you know Pinocchio, the main character of "The Adventures of Pinocchio" by Carlo Collodi, a wooden alive child known for having a short nose that becomes longer while lying?

As regards your today's update:
a) I am not lying.
b) It's not the nose wich becomes longer.
I let you guess what else, and I'm sure that you can find the answer).

Have a great 4th and I give you a little peck on the cheek (one of my followers told me that it's the same thing that a "bisou", except that bisou is shorter).


Interesting situation! Hot pose again! Hugs, Patrick

Upton King said...

I am a big believer in doing charity work and helping out the community when I have a free moment (or hand, or mouth, or...). So, of course I'd help out that poor dude in the body cast. When I wore my halo thing after breaking my neck? Some dude was nice enough to come to my garage and suck me off. So, I say, pay it forward. - Uptonking from Burlesque Wonderland

mistress maddie said...

I agree completely with you. I'm gay but my best friend is straight, and till he moved away we always jacked off together when we visited each other. He let me jack him off once just to see what it felt like. He's married now, but we still run one off together when we see each other.

Anonymous said...

dont know if i could with my best friends(they will find someone else tho;)-but someone i dont know-yes!-bob happy fourth to all!

whkattk said...

@ Upton - I was unaware of your injury. I'm really happy to hear you had a dude help you!

whkattk said...

@ Upton - I was unaware of your injury. I'm really happy to hear you had a dude help you!

whkattk said...

@ mistress maddie - that excellent news. Sure wish more and more straight guys would get the message. Don't ever stop.

whkattk said...

@ YFP - Yes, I know Pinocchio - I'll bet I COULD find what's growing on you, though! LOL. You are welcome, mon ami! Bisous!