The Urban Word of the Day (UWoD) is rather fun but it's also rather telling. It gives a little snapshot of where societal attitudes are headed. They touched on masturbation twice over the past week. Which points toward a much more overall accepting attitude.
It's the most common sex in the world.
One evening my wife was joining some friends to go to a concert I didn't have any interest in. My wife thought she'd have a little fun at my expense by commenting, "Enjoy your night. But be careful, don't get cum on the walls." Everyone laughed - sort of. One friend shook his head as he headed for the door and responded, "Guys jerk off. It's a fact of life. Get over yourself."
Indeed. She never did mind my "me time." All I ever needed to say was, "I'm going to take a little nap." She knew that meant I was going into the bedroom and jack off. But after our friend made his comment she never made another mention of it. Did he embarrass her? Maybe. I don't know. They left for the concert. And I stripped down to enjoy my evening.
The first UWoD over the past week was "memory wank:" the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your [sic] in the shower.
That's another form of fantasizing, which we tend to do anyway when we masturbate. Even if we are watching porn. Because, when we jack off watching porn, we're fantasizing about what's taking place on the screen. Whether as giver or receiver, we place ourselves in the situation imagining it's what we're doing.
My favorite "memory wank" seems to be with my masseur, who always took good care of me because massage always caused a boner.
What's yours?
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Hmm, I don't really fantasize. I just focus on the sensations while wanking.
I haven't found UWOTD in the Urban Dictionary.
What I found is "UWoD: Urban Word of the Day. Commonly misspelled as UDWOD, as we all know that there is no need to specify "dictionary" when mentioning the Urban Word of the Day. When forwarding an Urban Word of the Day to coworkers, it is mandatory to change the subject line to "UWoD""
Hugs and bisous, my darlings Jean and Pat.
No comments yet? OK, I'll be the first. I was standing under the hair dryer at the gym, bare-ass naked of course. Another gym rat was in the locker room, nice looking and well-built enough to pose in amateur body-building competitions. He was from South America (Colombia? Venezuela? it has been a while) and his English was still heavily accented. The hair dryer cycled off and he came up to me and said "I thought you were somebody else and I almost touched your butt when I walked by." And instead of saying "Well, that would have been all right with me," I just laughed it off. I was heavily repressed in those days, and, because of his accent, I wasn't sure I had heard right. I still fantasize about where that might have gone if I had been a little more sure of myself.
First, a question: what is it with you Americans and your never ending appetite for "acronymizing"?
[no need to answer this, a friend from the FBI told me that his contact at the CIA has it for sure that the NSA tapped into an HBO CCTV only to find that the DOJ was involved - which explains nothing unless you are a Scrabble player :-]
Ok, where were we? The 'Memory wank', alright. (that stupid spellcheck just tried to write 'bank'. Of course I know my balls are a sperm bank, you idiot. No need to brag...)
Well I am curious as to reading other people's opinion upon that matter, for mine is quite hesitant. I mean I can occasionally fuel a wank fantasy with the thought of an arousing man I've come across whilst I was at the grocery store. But, punctual as it comes, it doesn't account for a 'Memory wank', does it?
I am much more addicted to fantasizing. Having, by nature, the ability to picture anything in my mind at my convenience, it became a game changer (and often an escape) even before I was introduced to self-pleasuring. Since then it sometimes helped, but most of the time it's been a curse while in a relationship: who would stand the comparison with whatever fantasy that comes to my mind?
Holy sh*t! It seems I am to spend my afterlife in some kind of Barbary Lane Victorian house.
(it could be worse)
For some people, oral sex isn't sex. Can you believe that? 😏 It literally says in its name that it's a way of having sex. Duh. 🤷♂️
I consider oral sex as sex & masturbation too, in some way. Why? Well, you get pleasure & reach an orgasm so, it should be counted. 😉
Ohhh that man with the pierced nipples and the shoulder tattoo is gonna be in my memory wank, for sure.
And I think for me it's mostly about memorable sex. There are some men who all I have to do is think of them and what they did to me to get, well, a raise...
XOXO
I'm playing catch-up, I remember too many guys who had lifelong injuries from football aside from concussions, Knees, shoulders, hands, etc. Kids are still growing and they are not meant to have that constant pounding.
Masturbation, whatever works. It seems like everyone seems to find their own way, the only thing you don't need is shame. There's a lot of discussion about the message boys get, but what kind of message do girls get so it isn't a big surprise when they have relationships with men. I suspect the wife was told zero.
hugs and bisous.
@ MFP - I stand corrected, and have corrected the post. Hugs and bisous.
@ Bat - 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Well, now, wait a minute. Thinking about a guy from the grocery store would indeed count since it arouses you.
@ Jean - The wife had 3 brothers and STILL didn't know anything. *sigh* Hugs and bisous.
I have so many. And weird things. Like a blonde man on a bicycle who stopped and talked to me after we both witnessed the Goodyear blimp fly over the prairie. He was so cute. His smile was enough to get me off. So, I like weird things like that. Or the time this beautiful jock stripped down and placed a catcher's mask over his dick and strutted around... back when I was in high school... I still bring that one out every now and then.
don't get cum on the walls.
a very timely and crafty warning!
"Enjoy your night. But be careful, don't get cum on the walls"
"But Darling, you know how good I am at getting it off!"
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