Nothing to Worry About

 

Morning

"I'm 100% str8 so why would my dick get hard with a guy giving me a massage? This can't be normal. I mean, I heard guys get hard during a massage so I asked for a dude so that wouldn't happen. there's no way he coldn't notice it but he didn't say anything. I mean, the head was poking out the top of the towel and the whole thing kept waving around while he was working on me. he never touched it though his hands brushed against my nuts a couple times. thank god he never said a word after when I was leaving. wtf was that about?"

I'm sure he noticed. He didn't say anything because his training prepared him for just such a situation. Because it does happen. It is normal. A physiological function. It's usually a result of complete relaxation. Your cock doesn't need stimulation to get hard, those spontaneous BOE (blood oxygen erections) pop up all the time. Add the movement of your body and, well...it'll just get harder. Lots of men try to stave it off during a massage by thinking about something completely non-sexual, but it doesn't always work. As you found out.

Just think...next time you go for a massage, it may happen, it may not. But you'll know a boner is nothing to worry about. 

Small Spurts

 

Good morning.

"My fiance sent me in to a slaon spa for the whole shebang. Haircut, facial, mani-pedi, manscape, massage before our wedding because she said she wanted me to be all spriced up for the honeymoon. Everything went well until the manscape (pube trim, and shaft, sack and crack) when he put shaving balm on everything. I came sort of like two small spurts of cum. That was so weird. I mean I would've expected it more with the massage then the waxing because I did get a boner there too. He cleaned me up without a word like it happens all the time. Does it?

p.s. The honeymoon was great."

Congratulation on the marriage! From everything I've heard and read about manscaping, it's very common for men to get an erection. Some aestheticians prefer it because it makes their job easier. The small spontaneous ejaculation? Well, I expect it can happen. But it may have been pre-cum being released. But, he cleaned you up without mentioning it, so it didn't offend him. I wouldn't worry about it. Glad you had a good honeymoon, too.

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Thai Massage

 

Good morning.

"What are the features that make Thai massage for men distinct? thanks - A"

When we think of massage, we are usually imagining Swedish style. This uses hand, fingers, and forearms to knead the tissue to remove knots and kinks and relax (or energize) the client.

Thai Massage is typically done on the floor using a yoga mat instead of the standard massage table, though that's not a requirement. It includes a lot of stretching of the limb muscles. The masseur will use full body pressure by standing, walking, or even lying on the client.

If you're asking in a roundabout way if Thai Massage mean you automatically get a "Happy Ending?"

Nope.

Human Touch

 

"As a masseuse I get that sometimes an erection will occur especially if a guy is young or it's the first few times getting a massage. We're taught about that in school. But why do so many guys come in for a massage and expect me to get them off?"

Before the M. D. took away the ability, my cock used get hard every damn time. Didn't matter who was doing the massage, it was Boner City. The women pretty much ignored it. The guys would see it as a sign of relaxation. For them it was simply doing their job. And it was always appreciated.

For the most part, are the guys who ask single? No spouse, no partner, no significant other? Because, regardless of how much an unattached dude masturbates, it's the need for human connection, human touch.

Don't disparage them if they hint around about it, or even if they're straight-forward enough to ask. All you need to do is express a gentle refusal, finish the massage, and send them on their way.