"Have you ever stopped on the side of the road to take a piss? My wife thought it was terrible but we were stuck in a humongous traffic jam and I would've pissed my pants. She's still bitching about it."
Oh, have I ever. Many times. Particularly during my trips to UCLA for medical treatment during COVID-19 when everything was closed.
And during last Summer's road trip to the Pacific Northwest.
Trust me, it's more common than you think.
Being able to piss anywhere is a perk of being born with a cock.
Your wife needs to forget about it.
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Truth be told, I've only done it twice. In long road trips.
Did you know that going to Kansas City from Chicago there is not ONE truck stop??
XOXO
When I gotta go, I GO!
And what does his wife say when she is the one who feels the same need and has no other way to relieve herself?
I wouldn't be surprised if anyone could accuse her of narrow-mindedness.
Hugs and bisous, my darlings Jean and Pat.
and PASS a great day with no problem if you want to PISS
@ Six - I can believe it. There are other places along the country's interstate highways that don't have places. During the pandemic, even the official Rest Areas were closed. There were more guys pissing along the side of the road than I could count. XOXO
@ MFP - We were on a road trip with a friend of ours in N. Carolina. Our friend needed to pee and she stopped the truck, got out, dropped her drawers, and pissed. So, women can and do. Hugs and bisous.
Yup woman have, and do pee outside too. It's a bit easier for guys, but you should include some for balance. :-)
This wife has led too sheltered a life. EVERYONE has had to GO, and have used the great outdoors!!
And if they haven't yet, they will one day. Hugs and bisous.
When I had my pickup, it had an extra half-door for the not-quite-a-back seat. Pulling over, you just open both doors and have a reasonably private booth.
Biggest problem is when you get to a 'civilized' area where there are housing developments as far as the eye can see!
--PaulMmn
It's a necessary thrill to piss in the great outdoors! I love it. The more the merrier. :)
Don't women piss? lack the stimulus, on a long journey?
No need to include women. Isn't this a men's blog? This is mainly a guy thing. Hell, I've seen local police do it.
@ Rad - I ended up leading a parade like that after a show...the men's room was "Out of Order." Off the edge of the parking lot...by the time I was buttoning up there was a line of guys to my left and right.
@ Jean - I do believe you're right. Hugs and bisous.
@ Big Dude - Cops are not immune. LOL
We both have taken a leak along a road when the need arose. Many times have seen cars pulled over the the door on the other side is open and a guy is stander there looking at the scenery. We both, when home will take a leak off the back porch especially in the evening. It is a semi secluded location..
It's a known fact that some women never belch, never fart (or when they do it's a rose-smelling breeze).
Of course the same applies to their armpits, their morning breath, just as their inseam is of an eternal olfactory cleanliness. La-di-dah...
Next time tell your wife "alright, if you'd rather I pee in my pants then you'll get to wash both my pants AND the car seat."
:-)
@ Laurent - LOL. Yep, some women really do try to pass themselves off as "odorless." Hah!
Hell yes, peeing on the roadside,I do it regularly, almost every day. I love pissing a mark on something, preferably a tree or a wall. As I am a salesman I visit my customers. Luckily they are farmers and live in rural area, so pissing on the way to them is easy and fun. As I often get offered coffee, I empty my bladder diligently before my appointment and often, as soon as I have left, I have to stop at some rural pathways or in the woods, jump out of the car, whip my cock out and piss like a horse!
@ Anon - Your situation is why I often tell those coming round to do work at my house (yard, pool, painter, etc) to feel free to piss in my back yard because I know they're on the road all day.
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