Monday, October 21, 2024

Monday Funnies

 

Good morning.

15 DAYS to Election Day.

But many states have started early voting (in person or mail-in).


We VOTED yesterday, in person.
Longest lines I've ever encountered. Ever. The county broke the previous record for early voting set in 2020. That's how anxious the populace is this go-round.



















20 comments:

JiEL said...

I'm, as a Canadian, waiting this moment after November 5 when the Retrumplikkans will shout «rigged election» becaus they lost it.. If they win, well for once, God bless USA. You'll need a miracle to remain a democracy.

SickoRicko said...

We have mail-in ballots waiting to be filled in. Thanks for the chuckles.

Hooter from Owls Rest said...

People who lose their integrity by the way they vote will not automatically get it back after the election is over. If you vote for an asshole and when he loses, you are still an asshole without integrity. Your vote effects this nation for years to come.

William said...

Thanks for the fun. Getting ready to vote now. Luckily in WA we have all mail-in ballots, so I won't have to wait in line, and I can take plenty of time to research my choices.

whkattk said...

I fear it will be a miracle to remain a democracy even if Harris and the Democrats win. The retrumplikkkans are already claiming "fraud and rigged" because they know they're losing.

whkattk said...

Excellent!

whkattk said...

The aftermath of this election is going to be ugly. Very ugly. It's no longer about policy, it's about character and integrity and morality. Especially considering the nasty, disgusting things The Felon is saying about democrats.

whkattk said...

Excellent! We could've done mail-in but chose to vote in person.

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Yay!
Early voting is the best. And everybody who has also voted early (or casted a ballot) have told me they ARE nervous. People are afraid the Repugs are gonna try and pull off shit on election day. And they are not wrong.

XOXO

Mistress Maddie said...

Love the Dorothy meme. I just hope after election day I know who the President will be before I leave the US. Come on Kamala!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Long lines of people in arbitrary weather plus enclosed spaces: future pandemic viruses must be rubbing their molecules together in glee that humans have the technology of telepresence and choose not to use it.

The Monday funnies were well, funny, but I had to lookup what a "fidget spinner" was and then did a double-take when I noticed the age of the patient at 9 years: good on the lad for learning how to have multiple orgasms before ejaculation takes that opportunity away for a while, but use something elastic next time with plenty of lube, okay. However, it highlights you are never too young to get tips from an experienced master, in advance (ie your Dad).

Anonymous said...

At least your Constitution supports armed rebellion if unhappy, although The Felon and other cronies are likely to bring an M1 Abrams to a gunfight.

Anonymous said...

What was it that Team America said about assholes? "See, there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes! And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!"

Rade said...

Good chuckles! Thanks!

whkattk said...

Yup. The Republicans have been telling us what they're going to do if they lose for ***months***. All I can say is thank the goddess that Harris' response is "We're prepared for any scenario."
XOXO

whkattk said...

Not likely to happen, Mads. The shenanigans have already begun with more than 200 court cases already filed across the country to stop or delay the count.

whkattk said...

I had to laugh at the fidget spinner one. Oh, you KNOW his dad took him home and had a talk. (At least I hope so, anyway.)

whkattk said...

Thanks for reading!

uptonking said...

Thanks for the giggles. And I always knew those fidget spinners were up to no good!

whkattk said...

LOL. Yeah, I got a good chuckle out of that one. 9 and already exploring things to enhance the fun!