Pronto.

 

Morning

Monday Giggles have been pre-empted by this comment left over the weekend.

"My husband has had issues for a couple weeks. First he's been unable to cum. We've tried every position possible and he still can't get it to shoot. Now he stands at the toilet straining to pee and still doesn't want to go see a doctor."

I'm not sure why guys are so shy about seeing our doctors when it comes to issues with our bits. Afraid of getting a boner, I imagine. 

But your husband's issue: that's not good. Not at all good. There's most likely an issue with his prostate, and I'd put my money on a severe infection. It will not resolve on its own - he needs medical attention. Trust me. While my infection didn't get to the point I couldn't take a leak, I wasn't able to cum.

According to the Oregon Urology Institute, an untreated prostate infection can lead to an abscess. If left untreated long enough, that can spread into the bloodstream and lead to sepsis. Which can be deadly.

Do not take no for an answer. Grab your husband by the balls and take him to an Urgent Care, or to a Urologist.

Pronto.

Like yesterday.

A boner in front of a doctor is better than weeks or months lying in a hospital bed fighting infection.

Then...make sure your husband is following these prescriptions:

This week's giggles will be posted tomorrow.

Disabled

 

Morning

Blogger Comment apps are not working for me at all, so I wasn't able to leave comments everywhere during my blog rounds today. But I did visit. I promise.

"I'm stuck in a wheelchair and the only part that doesn't work since a work accident are my legs. My dick gets hard like any other man and it did every time I had a therapy session. Then my physical therapist asked when the last time I got laid. I told him, Before the accident and I'm tired of jacking off. Guess he took pity on me cuz now he gets me off during every session. My problem is that it feels too much like I'm paying for sex.  I'm Bi and tried Tindr & Grindr and they all say sorry but no when they see me answer the door in the chair. I just want to meet someone and have a regular relationship including sex. Any ideas?"

Sorry to hear about the accident. And sorry to hear hook-ups don't work out because of it. Most people don't understand that the disabled are still real people with real wants and needs. I guess your therapist is to be commended - because it had to have been at least a small boost to have him recognize that.

You say you've tried Tindr and Grindr with no success. Those are hook-up apps. If you want a real relationship, you might try one of the dating sites or an actual dating service where folks will know up front about you being in a wheelchair. Believe it or not, there are folks who won't mind that.

Suggestions, Readers? 

Roared Back

 

Morning

Despite Nexstar and Sinclair blacking out the show in certain markets, Jimmy Kimmel Live roared back to the airwaves to 6.2 million viewers. According to The Hill, over the ensuing 24 hours, it racked up more than 20 million views on YouTube. He did quite a nice monologue, pulling no punches. Our hometown boy came back strong.

Happy Thursday

Midweek

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