Monday Giggles

 

Morning

Monday Giggles

What's the Significance

 

Morning

"You've been posting morning boners every day now for a long time. What's the significance?"

Waking on a very consistent basis without a hard-on is a sign that something is wrong, somewhere. If you have trouble getting hard on demand, don't go running to a doctor asking for boner pills --- especially from one of the online places. They can't do a physical exam and get to the bottom of the issue. They'll ask a few questions and send the meds. They're treating the symptom - not the underlying condition.

Never take morning wood for granted. That is one of the most important erections of your day. Your cock is talking to you --- pay attention. You are at your most relaxed mental state, Testosterone is topped off, and you should be waking up with a good, solid boner the vast majority of the time.

Fun Little Ditty

 

Morning

"this was my dad singing after i think he caught a glimpse of me: oh, when the todger is twitching and the bollocks are bitching, go have a bit of a wank. couldn't help but bust out laughing."

That's a fun little ditty! Thanks for sharing it (but now it's going to be stuck in my head all day like an earworm). 🤣

Need for Midweek Mirth

 

Morning

Oh, FFS...his itinerary put him inside the Kremlin during the Signal chat.

The need for Midweek Mirth is strong.