Big Boner (Hand)

Even though I missed posting yesterday, Big Whack Attack surpassed the 3,000,000 viewed mark. And, it's approaching 600 followers. I've got the best bunch of Faithful readers in the entire blogosphere.

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I know that is a pittance compared to many blogs out there. But, those are numbers I never imagined for this blog. However, what impresses me the most is how caring you all are...not only about my welfare, but the welfare of all the readers here; you always offer help when it's needed. That's what Big Whack Attack is all about. Men caring about other men, learning, and helping one another to keep those Man Bits healthy and strong.

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You are all Whack-off Hero's. For that, I issue the award to each and every one of you:

Whack Attack's
Big Boner Hand

Here in the U.S., it's a long weekend. Enjoy yourselves

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and have a jizzalicious time

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See you all on Tuesday.

Urges

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Well, it's been a week full of me urging you guys to do the proper checks on your balls and dicks. Now, perhaps, it's time to get back to the fun of enjoying our man-bits. But, that doesn't alter the fact that while we enjoy them we are helping ourselves stay healthy, utilizing the medicinal value of whacking off.

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Yes, Ladies, you read that right: healthy. The medical community keeps adding to the list of health benefits of jacking off. And we intend to take full advantage of that.

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Cold and Flu season is upon us here in the Northern Hemisphere. That means stuffy noses and clogged sinuses. Now we have a new way to combat the symptoms.

Faithful Reader, JD, sent us this link of the latest list (compiled and published in June of last year) of 10 Health Benefits of Masturbation. Of which, #5 states: Reduces Nasal Congestion. Another small study demonstrated reduction of swelling of vessels in the nose during sex and masturbation. This theoratically (sic) may improve on symptoms of the common cold, hay fever and allergic rhinitis.

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But, according to the statement above, all you guys down under who's allergy season is about to explode can also benefit and do some exploding of your own to remedy the situation!

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So, remember, Ladies, the next time your guy (or son) is suffering from sinusitis and says he just wants to go lie down, and a bit later you find him tossing one off, understand he's simply trying to reduce some swelling!

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I think I must name JD as our

Whack-off Hero of the Month

for bringing this to us!

Big Boner Hand awarded to JD

Thanks, JD!!!

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"Orange is the New Black" - the new, well, relatively new, Netflix series continues the trend in pop entertainment and culture to further the cause of bringing masturbation to the accepted norm. While his fiance, Piper (Taylor Schilling), is in prison, Larry (Jason Biggs of American Pie film - no stranger to j/o escapades) stays the dutiful partner and takes matters into his own hands. In Episode 4 (I think) he commiserates to a friend about the fact it's getting kind of stale, rather "wham, bam, thank you Sam" (as Faithful Reader O!Daddie recently mentioned in a comment).

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His buddy tells him he should give edging a try to heighten his enjoyment. When Larry doesn't know what that is, his buddy explains it to him, "You take it right to the brink of orgasm and stop for a while." The conversation continues with Larry learning how to tease himself through massage of the taint and prostate stimulation.

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Bravo! to the writers of this series for bringing the information to the masses. And for letting more men - and especially more women (who are the major audience) - know that jacking off is normal, healthy, and should be enjoyable!

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For that, I think I must name them the latest Whack-Off Heros!

Big Boner Hand Award

Imagine...

Imagine you are in a place where you can be yourself: all man. A place populated by men. All naked. Your balls itch – you scratch them, the guys understand. No embarrassment over those spontaneous boners you get all day and all night – because guys understand.

Imagine you are there: Lounging around, floating in the pool, sitting in the spa, sipping on an ice cold drink; completely nude. It’s comfortable. You’re comfortable in your own skin – no shame over your man-parts. You’re all casual in your nakedness. You’re men.

Imagine you are there: Your ballsac slightly damp from being in the sun. There’s a slight breeze, so you spread you legs wide and lift your balls and adjust your cock to dry. The others don’t comment – they understand; they’re men.

Imagine you are there: You feel that familiar heaviness in your balls, your cock twitches and begins to rise, it sends a small teardrop that grows and drools down the underside of the head and runs down the shaft. You wrap your hand around the hardness and squeeze. You begin stroking up and down the shaft. The men around you don’t make snide remarks. Instead, they join you. They understand; they’re men.

It’s real and you could be a part of it.

Next month, May 12 – 16, you can join Billy Jack and all the rest of the approximately 100 guys already confirmed to attend the Healthy Friction - Palm Springs. Spend the weekend lazing about, getting to know other men who enjoy taking matters into their own, as well as one another’s, hands.

Group functions like this are a great way to connect with other guys and get more comfortable in being male; loving, honoring and celebrating what hangs between your legs. You can learn so much by jacking off with a bunch of other men: New strokes, new techniques for edging, building up to toe-curling, satisfying explosions… and it’s a lot of fun getting off in a safe and  healthy way.

This month’s Big Boner Hand goes to Billy Jack, the guy behind Healthy Friction. Billy is the Big Boner behind the Healthy Friction blog and aptly named events he helps to hold and organize several times each year. Many heartfelt thanks go to Billy and those who help him with these gatherings of healthy cock-play. They are all hero’s of the male apparatus!

Big Boner Hand Award

If you want to attend, or learn more about Healthy Friction, the link to their Blog is in the sidebar - - - - - >>> Just click and go. (Or maybe that should be click and cum.)

Do you know someone who deserves a Big Boner Hand? Email me!