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August 19th.

Check your local listings.

That's your assignment for

BUDDY BALL CHECK

Have a wonderful day.

Deadpool Ball Check

 

I missed BALL CHECK yesterday.

This one is for the Ladies.

With or without assistance,

Get Busy

More Than a Trifecta

 

You know what day it is today?

Yes, it's President's Day. Seems we hit more than a Trifecta this weekend: Chinese New Year (Year of the Ox), Valentine's Day (hope you all had a good one), President's Day (I'll toast all but one), and....

BUDDY BALL CHECK

I bet you forgot about that, didn't you? Well, I certainly did not. I would not let you down like that. Well, okay, I'll admit that, over the past 10 years, I have missed it once or twice. But not this time.

So get busy guys. Check your balls.

Any lumps? Areas on the testicles that seem more hard or solid than the rest of the nut?

Hie thee to thy physician!

Are yours just fine? Excellent. Now remind other guys you know to check theirs.

New to the Ball Check?

Here's a funny video to help you learn what to do.

Haul the Boys

Yep. It's that time again.

BUDDY BALL CHECK

It really can save a life as Chris Hughes can attest.

So, haul out The Boys and get 'er done.

A Special Ball Check

Yes, it's that time again.

But, this month is special.

It's Movember! The month where facial hair is grown as a bit of a reminder about Testicular Cancer. Events happen around the country to encourage men to get their balls checked.

Here at Big Whack Attack, we take

BUDDY BALL CHECK

very seriously. We encourage men all year long, on the 15th of each month. So, what makes this one special?

Ball Cancer can be sneaky. You don't need to feel pain, you don't necessarily feel any lumps, but it's there. Border2Border Entertainment presents the NSFW Johnny Rapid Ball Check Video, along with free access to their film Balls a Documentary. Trust me, both are worth watching.

You don't have to be a porn star to know that the health of your balls is important.

 Every once in while you should take a good close look at your semen. Consider it just one more excuse to jack off.

Use something light, or white, to cum on or in. You are looking for tiny threads of red. 

Or a pink.

That is an indication of blood in the semen. If you notice any and have not suffered any recent testicular trauma, grab your cell phone - you know that thing you use to take all those dick pics and nude selfies.

Call your doctor for an appointment so he can check your nuts.

He may (or may not) ask you to provide him a sample. 

Can the embarrassment and just do it. You may as well - doctors do have a means of collecting it anyway

which may not be all that pleasant.

Just for fun...check out the Johnny Rapid blooper out-takes.

Go Nuts in November

Now, go get busy with the assignment.