Thursday, November 15, 2018

A Special Ball Check

Yes, it's that time again.
But, this month is special.
It's Movember! The month where facial hair is grown as a bit of a reminder about Testicular Cancer. Events happen around the country to encourage men to get their balls checked.
Here at Big Whack Attack, we take
BUDDY BALL CHECK
very seriously. We encourage men all year long, on the 15th of each month. So, what makes this one special?


Ball Cancer can be sneaky. You don't need to feel pain, you don't necessarily feel any lumps, but it's there. Border2Border Entertainment presents the NSFW Johnny Rapid Ball Check Video, along with free access to their film Balls a Documentary. Trust me, both are worth watching.

You don't have to be a porn star to know that the health of your balls is important.


 Every once in while you should take a good close look at your semen. Consider it just one more excuse to jack off.
Use something light, or white, to cum on or in. You are looking for tiny threads of red. 

Or a pink.
That is an indication of blood in the semen. If you notice any and have not suffered any recent testicular trauma, grab your cell phone - you know that thing you use to take all those dick pics and nude selfies.
Call your doctor for an appointment so he can check your nuts.

He may (or may not) ask you to provide him a sample. 
Can the embarrassment and just do it. You may as well - doctors do have a means of collecting it anyway

which may not be all that pleasant.
Just for fun...check out the Johnny Rapid blooper out-takes.
Now, go get busy with the assignment.

8 comments:

Xersex said...

and for those who have sex with different people, beware of your health in general!

AOM SoulFood said...

Thanks for the exhortation! I really appreciate you looking out for us. Wishing you and your a wonderful day, my Friend. Hugs, Licks, and Strokes, AOM

FRENCH PATRICK said...

I shall go get busy with the assignment, my friend. As yourself here and, wonderfully, on your Tumblr @ http://bigwhackattack-blogspot-com.tumblr.com/ (that I don't find in your blogroll?). I undestand why you wrote Movember instead of November, but it has not been easy.
Hugs and bisous, my darlings Jean and Pat.

FRENCH PATRICK said...

I specify that I was at first on your Trumblr and that it is there that I tried to understand Movember.
Bisous

Unknown said...

Well done again! We have had a dreadful spring this year - days very overcast and humid, but not a lot or rain. We really need more. Much of the state still in drought conditions. Still recovering from the colonoscopy! Very sore this time! Trust you are doing well at present.

Anonymous said...

The blooper reel made me smile.

You always offer such great advice and help us all to remember to take care of ourselves.

Anonymous said...

A few years ago I had blood in my cum. I freaked out and went to the clinic. They said it’s cancer without testing me. Told a friend who said get a second opinion call my doctor.
I did just that.
The new doctor asked me one question that the clinic never did. It was...have you ruptured yourself lately? The answer was yes, on a stand up roller coaster. His response come back in a few days if it persists. It went away but I still returned to make sure. When there I asked why did the clinic get it so wrong? His response....”if you go to Mc Donald’s for a burger you will get what you expect.” Never used a clinic again, always get a second opinion. Thanks for your blog. Brett.

whkattk said...

@ Brett - Injuries to the balls should always be considered in searching for a diagnosis as to why there's blood in the semen. I'm glad that doctor asked. I shudder to think what the clinic would have done...Removed one or both of your nuts only to send them to the lab and find out there was no cancer? Then what? They can't put them back!