On a Mission

 
Morning

Blogger's Artificial Intelligence isn't very intelligent --- it doesn't seem to be learning a damn thing. LOL Yesterday's post with the official Mid-Century Modern trailer and Midweek Mirth memes was "put behind the Sensitive Content Warning for violating community standards."

You all know I freeball; can't stand wearing briefs. 

But there are times when they are called for. 

Years ago Skivvies made a "select-a-pouch" design that was comfy --- supported the goods without any bunch or scrunch. I was in need of some fresh ones. Well, they stopped making them. Dammit.

I was on a mission

and found these from Real Men Apparel.

Because all men are NOT created equal. Hallelujah! Saints be praised. These are the real thing, guys. Sizes XS to 5XL, all with an A, B, C, or D size pouch. Got the perfect fit boxer brief in a Large, C pouch. The Modal fabric is soft and silky, the waistband doesn't curl or fold, the legs don't bunch or ride up. They make briefs with or without the "V" fly.

Need to figure out what size pouch you need? They've got a sizing chart up-front and visible.

Cup your package in one hand. Does it fill your hand like a Billiard Ball (A), Tennis Ball (B), Pickle Ball (C), or a Baseball (D)?

After having them on for about an hour, I noticed the pouch just kind of gently molded itself around the bits. Need something for sports? They have it. Prefer wearing a jock strap? They have it. Prefer a strapless jock? They have it.

So, if you're not a commando kind of guy or you need to wear briefs for some reason, I highly recommend these. 

And you know I wouldn't steer you wrong.

Well Endowed

 

Morning

"My son has more than just 'a little something extra.' He's hung like a pony and has balls to go with it (and yes, I've seen it - wake-up duty fell to me as soon as he hit puberty). Problem is trying to find comfortable briefs. Bigger than I am and I have issues myself. But even what I wear doesn't fit him.  He started going commando which his mother does not like if he's leaving the house. She says his VPL is too detailed. He's not ashamed of what he's got. Though I told the wife to butt out, anyone have any suggestions?"

I feel your son's pain with trying to cram into briefs. It's why I switched to commando as soon as I was in an office that allowed jeans. My 501s work perfectly well.

Your wife, on the other hand, should have it explained to her this way: What your son is experiencing is like wearing an A-cup bra on Double-D's. I know, she's probably thinking what my mom said because of VPL, "Put on underwear, you want everyone to know what you have?" But, really the only issue was random boners - there's just no real way to disguise them. But, then again, you need to instruct your son about that: "Tuck your boners in your waistband."

But, if you want to try, there are tons of claims, but few actually make the grade. Here are a few I found

$51 - $60 / 3-pk

$20.99 / ea

When I was working and needed to wear briefs, these fit pretty well:

$23.50 / ea

As you can tell, being well-endowed comes with its own issues.

Oh, Tom....

 

Oh, Tom.... You're not helping men rid the shame of their parts. Not at all.

Tom Brady, retired (for good this time, he claims), former New England Patriots and Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback, has caused a real stir on the internet by posing in his new self-named brand (Brady) boxer briefs...

...hiding the bulge behind a hand.

Yet, his "Thirst Trap" selfie got plenty of attention with varied reactions. Everything from "Dad put your clothes back on" to "Damn Tom, what in the only fans you doin'?" and "Takes a lot of balls (no pun intended) for a former nfl player to do this."

Um....

If one of the U.S.' premier athlete is that ashamed of his natural equipment, one wonders how shy he was in the locker room all those years.

He's not helping men at all. 

Men need to set a positive example of no shame.

Why The Fly

 

For some reason, I am being inundated with ads for underwear. The number of new designs with actual anatomical pouches is wonderful. They really provide the necessary room for the goods.

No more being squished and crammed in. 

But I wonder about the large number of them again incorporating the "fly" opening. I really thought those had gone the way of the Dodo.

Back in the day --- when choices were boxers or tightey-whitey briefs --- I never used the "fly." I'd hook a thumb into the elastic waistband and yank the front down. So much easier, so much faster. So less frustrating. And, sure, I could do the same with these new designs.

That is, if I wore underwear.

But why do we need the extra seams chafing and adding irritation to the shaft?

Not to mention having to fish the cock out 

and negotiate stuffing it back in.

So, why the fly?

Does anyone actually use the fly opening in their briefs anymore when taking a leak?