Allergic to My Own Jizz?

 

"I get red splotches if my jizz gets on me. It can itch like hell. so I clean up as soon after I shoot. I try not to get any on my hands or dick while I stroke or I';m scratching all the time. WTF is this about? This is kind of recent maybe the last months I guess. Am I suddenly allergic to my own jizz? "

It is indeed possible to be allergic to your own semen. The allergy, which affects more women than men --- maybe because men don't report it unless symptoms are really bad --- is called Human Seminal Plasma Hypersensitivity (HSP) and is a reaction to the normal proteins in most men's semen. When you are allergic to your own, it is called Post-Orgasmic Illness Syndrome (POIS).

Why the name change? I haven't a clue.

 According to the Healthline article, "How to Identify and Treat Semen Allergy" getting cum on your skin can cause a myriad of symptoms anywhere your skin comes in contact with it.

In addition to the one you describe: Burning, swelling, pain, hives. And worse.

"In severe cases, anaphylaxis is possible. Anaphylaxis symptoms typically appear within minutes of exposure and require immediate medical attention.

Anaphylaxis symptoms include:

• difficulty breathing
• wheezing
• swollen tongue or throat
• rapid, weak pulse
• dizziness or fainting
• nausea
• vomiting
• diarrhea"

And, yep, it can develop at any time. Women report symptoms developing in their 30s, so it wouldn't be unusual for men to have the same delayed reactions.

The good news is, there is something you can do about it. The usual response from doctors is to use condoms even to masturbate (in order to isolate your hands).

Sadly, that doesn't help your cock. And you probably don't want to be walking around scratching your crotch all the time.

But a longer in-office treatment is available known as subcutaneous water-diluted semen therapy. Over a period of months, your doctor will dilute your cum with water and inject it. 

Each injection decreases the amount of water, and gradually the reaction will subside.

And you can go back to jacking off without worrying about where you point your cock when you cum.

Based in Science

 

Apparently, many men still haven't gotten the message. Though the gods know I've posted about it enough times. But, evidently, not enough because...

"According to a recent poll from the National Sleep Foundation, only 12 percent of Americans sleep in their birthday suits." [bold and red are mine.]the 

So, let me reiterate more emphatically.

***YOU SHOULD BE SLEEPING NAKED!***

The online magazine, Gayety, details "9 Simple Reasons You Should Sleep Naked."

If the anti-aging (#5) and burning more calories (#7) doesn't convince you, maybe the fact that it's better for your balls (#9) will convince you.

"When you sleep in your underwear, you’re actually increasing the odds of getting an infection, doctors say. Why, you ask? Because underwear retains heat and moisture, thus increasing the existence of bacteria since they thrive in warm environments. More bacteria means a higher likelihood that any chaffed or irritated skin in this general area can be infected. Think of the balls, man!" [Bold and red are mine.]

The heat and moisture factors increase if you are a stomach or side sleeper.

Because now The Boys aren't only snuggled up in the briefs, held between you and the mattress, they're further roasted by trapped body heat.

Not to mention those boners have more freedom to blossom.

Or maybe that it might lead to more sex (#8) could be the thing that lures you into sleeping in the buff.

Maybe that it makes your jizz taste better (#2), perhaps resulting in more blowjobs is the enticement you need.

Come on, guys, if you don't already...sleep nude.

It's based in science.

Special thanks to Rick (Sicko Ricko's Crap) for sending the article.

The Fact Is

Erection. Wood. Hard-on. Boner.

Whichever you choose to describe yours is immaterial. The fact is: The harder, the better; the more often, the better.

Ejaculation. Load. Jizz. Cum.

Despite your choice of word, the fact is: The more often, the better.

 It's healthy.

 It's normal.

It's natural.

Unwind

It's been rough. We're tired, we're sore. The chaos that reigns in DC has kept us on edge. It seems to be a constant nail-biter. But, we made it through another week. Now, it's time to regroup.

Turn off the TV, put on some of your favorite soothing music. Leave the rest of the world behind. It's time for renewal. Get some of your favorite comfort foods ready, grab your favorite beverage. Then get naked. Kick back.

spend the weekend with yourself, treating yourself. No need to rush. Relax. 

 Enjoy yourself. 

Revel in yourself. Spoil yourself.

Take your time.

Nice and slow.

Let it loose.

It's one of the best ways there is to unwind. So, when the mood strikes again - and it will - do it all again.

Tell me you will...