Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Beware of This Boner Killer


Well, as our blogger buddy Steve at All Natural... indicated, it is time to go back to our regularly scheduled program. That will be a grievous retaliation to those who wish to make us cower in fear.


SO then... Boner killers: They lurk in some very unsuspecting places. Just when you thought exercise would be good for you - actually strengthen the health of your cock's ability to get rock hard ... Well, normally it does! But there are things you need to be aware of.

One of those things is that bundle of nerves running through your taint....


If those nerves get damaged ... well, say goodbye to your boners.


And, though those nerves could regenerate, depending upon the damage inflicted when being injured, it can take a long, long, loooong time.


So, better to be safe than sorry, right? I know I certainly don't want to lose the ability to enjoy my dick getting hard - I like the sensations too much. And, we all know that this ability to get our peckers hard has a great impact on a man's mental health. If all we can use our cocks for is taking a piss 


... well, deep depression can set in.


Cycling is a very popular way to exercise - 



not just out along the streets and boulevards. There are lots of folks who have an Exercycle that's used for more than a clothes hanger, gathering dust. The Urological Society warned men (and parents of boys) that the taint nerves can be damaged by bicycle seats and urged those to be re-designed. Manufacturers listened (of course, they're men who didn't want to lose their hard-ons!). But how many men pumping pedals around town paid attention? How many thought to replace the seat on the bicycle and the Exercycle to one of these:

Split seat.

Or one of these:
An indentation for your taint.

Be thoughtful about your exercise, guys. And don't use money for an excuse - they're as cheap as $30! And, aren't your raging, rock hard, throbbing boners worth it? Don't damage your dick! And, Ladies!!! If your man (or son(s) ) use one of these contraptions, or rides a bike, you can do a huge favor by buying a new, redesigned seat to prevent this particular boner killer and ensuring all the men in your life are Stand-up Guys.








 



14 comments:

Knoxxy said...

Love the last pic, interesting post. :)

Eddie said...

what a lovely set of photos ... but what was the subject? oh ya, saddles! have run a Terry Zero-Y saddle since Dec 2008; very comfortable, never experience the dreaded Numb Crotch.

Anonymous said...

omg! what beautiful cocks! and boys ;0 bob

Your french Patrick said...

balls320.jpg is quite wonderful ! If you have the same with two men instead of a man and a woman, I want it.
Have a great day, my dear friend.
Bisous.

LORD PATRICK said...

That last photo is magnificent! Another great post - hot cocks and good advice.

Amanda said...

I have one of those split seats on my own bicycle. Which is a pain in the...legs, actually. You get some serious exercise with out of those split seats, especially if your legs are only barely long enough to reach the pedals anyway.

The only bike he rides is a motorcycle and the occasional ride on the stationary ones at the gym.

Amanda said...

*one, not out

Anonymous said...

amanda, is that your beautiful pussy with your guys beautiful cock? (in #4)

Queer Heaven said...

you are always filled with such good information. I was going to mention which Dick picture I like best... but being the slut that I am... I will take each and everyone of them.

O!Daddie now at http://smokeyandme.typepad.com/ said...

just send me Paddy - y'all can fight over the rest

whkattk said...

Glad you all liked the accompanying photos used ti illustrate my point.

whkattk said...

@ FP - Mon ami - I will look! Bisous.

whkattk said...

@ Amanda - I had a motorcycle for several years... If he spends an inordinate amount of time on that motorcycle, those seats can have the same, crotch-numbing, boner-killing effect on a man. The motorcycle industry should study that situation.

Mayhaps, you might want to consider changing the seat on your own bicycle to one that's more comfortable. They have seats now that cuddle the two cheeks without the split.

Anonymous said...

Here's a thought...

How about incorporating some retail URL's to the Taint-O-Nomic Bike Saddles you show. That way, you can provide a service beyond your great Man-Pics. Thanks.