Friday, April 12, 2013

Unleash the Beast


I was going to make this another Freeball Friday, but a recent encounter made me change my mind. Namely a tree-trimmer chasing a hard-on around in his pants to get it into a comfy place. An issue I can fully relate to.


Those wonderful Blood Oxygen Erections (BOE's) can sometimes be a nuisance. And we get so damn many of them! Sure, as we age, they don't come on as strong as they did when our hormones were raging and we were horny day and night - remember walking around school with books in front of your crotch to hide them? - but they still pop up. Are you still embarrassed by them? Or do you walk down the street, and browse the aisles of Walmart, to enjoy the looks people give to see your cock hard and straining to be free?


Lots of folks still bitch about ball players who play ball on the field knowing full well the cameras are - or can be - trained on them. It's mostly women who complain - I think guys understand the cargo has shifted in its hold. And there's nothing, no parable, no comparable example one can use to get women to understand just how uncomfortable it can be, possibly even painful, and we need to adjust our prideful peckers.



Yes, fully unleashing the beast would be optimal.


Unfortunately, our society still frowns on seeing this natural function out in public. Therefore, most of us will take the burgeoning boner and swing it into an upward-sideways (depending on the style of underwear we have on) position. Ahhh, that's better ... and perhaps it continues on its joyful rise or it subsides and slides back down into oblivious rest.



I love to see a hard cock perfectly outlined in a pair of jeans as much as the next person. And I certainly don't care if anyone sees that my monster is roaring, because it's normal - it's supposed to and if they don't understand that, well, maybe they need to take a few biology/anatomy classes.



But, if you're one of those guys who gets off on showing off - bear in mind you may not be doing your boner any favors. You're putting a lot of undue strain on that stiffy: on the suspensory ligament (topside at the pubic bone) and on the anchoring tendons (perineum - very, very root) where the main bundle of nerves is located that serve our boners. This is the very same nerve bundle that can be damaged during prostate surgery.


So, the next time your one-eyed snake starts slithering down a pant leg, 



do yourself a favor: reach down and slide that stiffy into a natural upward position. Or as near to a full upright and locked angle as possible to spare any possible damage to your dick.















14 comments:

O!Daddie now at http://smokeyandme.typepad.com/ said...

Thank you for the pubic service announcement. I can't recall the last time I got a BOE, but now I know what to do just in case something pops up. I certainly would want to avoid permanent damage at all costs!!

Have a gr8 weekend WHK. HUGZ

LORD PATRICK said...

Like O!Daddie my erections are few and far between, though I've woken up a few times recently with a real stiff one! Great post as usual! Have a hot weekend!

iama{GAY}tkeeper known as thegaytekeeper said...

I TOTALLY will!

Your french Patrick said...

Have a great well deserved weekend, my dear friend.
Bisou.

Stan said...

I take Cialis for BPH (benign enlargement of the prostate) and it really has helped with symptoms that include urinary frequency and urgency. One of the benefits though is getting hard whenever I want to. I'm 62 y/o and it has been a blessing.

AOM said...

Always need rearranging and sometimes just keep in touch! LOL If I can I pull my shirt out for coverage when I am in places where proudly bulging my tool would be inappropriate. Great post of SUPER FUCKING HOT PIX and I really loved your article. You do a great job talking about all sorts of good stuff! Hope you are have a super hard weekend, buddy. Hugs and Strokes, AOM

Anonymous said...

going to start looking at guys in pants more-would love to see some cock outlines like these out in public ;) bob

The Black Centaur said...

Hi there! Very nice pants in here man! Nice to be here! See you soon! Kisses!

whkattk said...

@ Black Centaur - Welcome, brother. Hope to see you here often!

whkattk said...

@ LP - My liege, that is GREAT news! I hope it happens more and more often, my lord. Hugs!

whkattk said...

@ Stan - I hope that your cock soon begins to bone up at other times as well - just as Lord Patrick's has begun to do.

whkattk said...

@ AOM - Well yes, there IS that, too - Keeping in Touch with your dick is a always a good thing! Hugs and strokes, my friend - WHK

whkattk said...

@ FP - Bisous, mon ami!

Anonymous said...

pic #9: I stand up against bullying - Maybe I get a chance with this giant ! Andy