Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Wondrous Wood


Aaahhhh ... those wondrous nocturnal logs of wood! I don't necessarily like waking in the middle of the night, but when it's because my cock is raging hard ... well, now that's a whole different story.


 Not counting the ones we purposely work up to enjoy, we get so many semi-boners and full-blown boners throughout a 24-hour period. They're BOE's (Blood Oxygen Erections). Most of the daytime ones, once we reach adulthood, are just semi's; we get used to them and can pretty much ignore them. A simple adjustment to the crotch and go on about our business. The morning boner will pretty much subside while we take our morning piss. Sometimes daytime boners can get demanding, twitching and throbbing and leaking pre-cum; those relentless ones we take to the men's room (or, more truthfully, anywhere we can find) and pound on until we relieve them.





It's the nighttime ones, when we're sleeping, that get the hardest. Though they get raging, rip-roaring hard, we're typically never aware of them. Maybe they cause us to enter a sexual dream state. Maybe they cause us to have a wet dream (though the end of puberty usually signals the end of those). This is because we are totally relaxed, our minds at peace, in REM sleep.



Last night, my cock woke me up around 4:30 - hard as a fuckin' piece of granite. I arranged it between my stomach and the mattress and just couldn't stop my hips from grinding. Just a few thrusts to really enjoy the sensation of it being so solid, so hard, so sensitive. And went back to sleep.


You don't necessarily have to cum to derive pleasure from your pecker. So, if you become aware of it - if it wakes you in the middle of the night - take a few seconds to appreciate it. I encourage you to enjoy every single hard-on your cock brings to you. 







But, if you feel like taking it all the way, go ahead.


11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Some of the most enjoyable boners I've had are these in the early morning hours - waking to feel that warm, sensual energy coursing through my body. Mmmmmm Hot stuff bro. I wish you and yours a wonderful 4th. Hugs and Strokes, AOM

Queer Heaven said...

I agree with AOM... those rock hard morning bners! My favorite! I love walking from the bed to the kitchen to make morning coffee and having that boner just bounce along with me.
Then a nice long jerk off and a good hard piss! What could be a better way to start the morning.

Your French Patrick said...

It's your update which is wondrously done, my dear Pat.
Gives you a thumbs-up, a corndog!
The countdown is begun by July 4th. Lucky devils, you go to have a prolonged weekend. Those of you who are more fortunate are the American in France, as our July 14th comes just after.
Take advantage of it, please, my dear friend, beginning by a great today.
Bisou.

Unknown said...

Ah! Well! Enjoy them while you can as age has a way of lessening the frequency and rigidity of these erections! Great post as usual!

Mistress Maddie said...

Well stroking my morning wood is the best, if I don't I'll never get moving or get the thing in underwear and pants. Before bed is always a given, or I woke go to sleep. Sometimes a work wack. My one co worker and I will sometimes text if were horny, meet in the mens room and take care of each other's meat, then continue working. Somedays I feel my hand is always on my dick.

whkattk said...

@ YFP - Then may you have a wondrous July 14, mon ami!
BTW - I was not able to leave comment on your tumblr blog today. Have the ability been turned off?

Bisous!

whkattk said...

@ LP - Yes, my liege, they do diminish with age; both in frequency and rigidity. Which is why I encourage men to keep exercising their dicks - it may prolong the life of their use.

whkattk said...

@ MM - How lucky you are to have a co-worker such as he! If you sometimes think your hand is always on your cock - that's not a bad thing!!

Your French Patrick said...

Thanks, my dear friend.
Thanks to you it works well again.
Bisou.

Danilo Mascarenhas Bittencourt said...

Quando eu acordo excitado de madrugada, eu viro o travesseiro na vertical e começo a roçar na cama, como se eu estivesse penetrando. É uma sensação maravilhosa. Às vezes, eu declaro frases românticas para o travesseiro, como se fosse para uma mulher. Nesse momento, eu fico me imaginando em uma vida conjugal com minha futura esposa. Eu sou solteiro e virgem. Eu sou cristão e, por isso, estou me guardando para o casamento. A única coisa que pratico sexualmente é masturbação (o prazer solitário). Eu me masturbo por saúde e por autoconhecimento. Voltando: quando eu acordo excitado de madrugada, eu viro o travesseiro na vertical e começo a roçar na cama ou, se eu estiver realmente com vontade, eu encosto o travesseiro na parede, na parte da cabeceira, ponho as costas no travesseiro, abro as pernas e começo a me masturbar. Passo cerca de duas me masturbando, acumulando, acumulando, acumulando, sentindo o pênis cada mais duro — e babando às vezes —, até decidir gozar. Quando estou gozando, sinto como se estivesse mijando de tanto gozar. Que coisa maravilhosa é a masturbação! Como é bom ser homem!

whkattk said...

@ Professor - Fantasy is a wonderful tool for masturbation. Many men will thrust their cock to a pillow or the mattress. To lean against the headboard, spread the legs and stroke to get harder and harder adds to the joy.