Wank Warnings III

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My old military buddy told me once during a bar conversation that, as he was cumming, he had to tell his wife "Stop squeezing so hard!" because she was cutting off the flow of his jizz. He said it created somewhat of a burning sensation in his cock as his cum tried to valiantly jettison through.

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Though he didn't have any ill-effects afterward, evidently clamping down too hard on your hard-on can do some damage if you aren't careful.

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#3 Don't Strangle Your Snake

"Though usually associated with vigorous sex, one comprehensive review study in the journalTrauma and Acute Care Surgery found just 19 percent of penile fractures—a.k.a., broken penises—occur during sex. A whopping 60 percent happen while men are masturbating. The most common cause? "Angulation and manual compression," according to the study. Basically, guys were squeezing too hard and stroked down at the wrong angle, causing a rupture of their rod's corpus cavernosa—the cylindrical tubes that fill with blood when you have an erection. Swelling and leaking, as well as a dozen other complications, can cause permanent loss of function, though typically the condition is fixable, the study authors say."

Now, I know we've had the busted shaft discussion before. But this is different, this isn't a cracking of the Tunica - this is a rupture of the canvernosa, which the Tunica surrounds. I was not aware men broke their dicks so often while pounding their peckers. So, be careful guys. You don't want to break your boner.

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Watch the angle and loosen that grip on the downward stroke

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when you're trying to bust nut

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