Thursday, March 5, 2015

That Sudden Boner

The question has come up again: "Why do I get full-blown boners when I'm simply riding in a car?"
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Yessiree, our cocks can start to rise without notice - as Faithful Reader and fellow blogger, Mistress Maddie, has said: even well beyond our hormone-driven younger days. And as Faithful Reader Jean has said: we should all be thankful for that!
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Blame the car-boners on two things: the natural vibrations of the road transferring stimulation to one of those numerous BOE's and BAM! there it is. Your cock is hard as nails.
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And all guys know how uncomfortable a hard caged cock can be.
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 If I'm in a position where I won't be arrested, I'll free mine up. Just like many men do. 
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If you glance over to the vehicle next to you and find a man with his boner out, don't be alarmed or offended. It's not unusual at all.
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Now if you're one of these guys
(which I've been known to do once in a while on very long trips)

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Don't get stopped. Unless of course the officer wants to join in
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And for God's sake, pull over to the side of the road when you're about to cum
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Or make sure someone else is doing the driving

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Okay, bro, ROAD TRIP! We will take turns driving or maybe hire a driver so the two of us can enjoy each other! : ) Hot post! I've done it, too. And I did pull over before cumming. Safety first! Fun stuff. Have a bonerific day, by Friend. Hugs and Strokes, AOM

Your French Patrick said...

As AOM says, safety first even if it may make the death sweeter.
But shall I have from now on to say "take car" instead of "take care"?
Wondrous day, night, boners, etc., my dear friend, with a lot of bisous.

Xersex said...

#16 & #17 so erotic. I wish I could clean licking his skin!!! for one reason onr other, or more, I find always so sexy and useful and nice and welldone your posts!!!

Unknown said...

Great post! Very hot images! Awaiting the results of the scan!

storyman3119 said...

I done this going 65 MPH down the highway. Dangerous but thrilling.

Anonymous said...

Love Hot Rods!

Jean said...

Yikes! And we always thought the guys who drove off the road had fallen asleep at the wheel.... be careful of the "thrills". You may take someone with you!

Better yet join the truckers at the rest stop.

Anonymous said...

i'd love to see someones cock out on the road(i'd point it out to my wife-might get her excited to do something in the car;)some of these cocks are so big they might need a seatbelt for just them ;))
bob

Queer Heaven said...

Sorry I have not commented for a few days... Great stuff today. Boner while driving..sure have. Jerking it off while driving...sure thing.

whkattk said...

@ Jean - Good suggestion about the truck stop!

whkattk said...

@ bob - I've been lucky enough to have my wife jack me off during road trips. And a few blow jobs as well. Though it didn't take her seeing another dude stroking cock - she noticed my boner! Who was I to stop her? LOL. Though I did pull to the shoulder to cum.

whkattk said...

@ AOM - Bro, you got it! I'd road trip with you any time.

whkattk said...

@ storyman - Oh, my - cumming at 65mph could get someone killed. There might be a story in there somewhere - with a lesson.

Mistress Maddie said...

Did someone say roadtrip????????? When should I be ready?

whkattk said...

@ mistress - Be ready at a moment's notice! You never know when the Whackman will show up on your doorstep!

Anonymous said...

When I was doing a lot of sales driving for my company on those expansive and lonely highways of the western states, I'd keep a cum rag in my car. Sure got used a lot! Didn't want to mess up my sales clothes.

whkattk said...

@ Anon - Makes sense to me. Those boners popped up, and it sure helped pass the time, didn't it? I still carry a cum rag in my truck - just in case.