Keep Everything Safe

 

Morning

Oh, FFS! His Orangeness let it slip on Saturday that he was trying to assist convicted Brazilian dictator Bolsonaro to escape to the U.S. It's not the first time Bolsonaro was caught trying to leave and avoid his 27-year prison sentence. He was caught (again) and immediately taken to jail.

Happy Thanksgiving!

"Odd situation that I hope you can make a recommendation to resolve. my husband's nuts hang quite low so he wears briefs to sleep so he doesn't roll over on them. But then the boners get trapped and wake him up to adjust. Any suggestions to help him would be appreciated."

Save the balls? Or save the boners?

Save both.

I typically tell guys to sleep nude. It's healthier. 

Even doctors recommend it. It allows the goods to breathe. 

But it also allows those nocturnal boners to develop without the danger of getting caught and then prevents rolling over and cracking the Tunica. Doing that can lead to Peyronies Disease (which isn't really a disease), a scar formation that will cause a bend in the erection. If severe enough, it can inhibit sexual activity and, in some cases, is painful.

Briefs are his best bet if he needs support for his balls, but, yes, wearing those will inhibit erections. There are boxer briefs that are designed to separate the balls from the cock. I'd specifically recommend SeparaTec.

 They'll cradle his testicles but the hole for the penis will allow the freedom of erections.

Just tell him to not engage the exterior pouch.

Hopefully, that will allow him to get a good night's rest and keep everything safe.

Any other ideas, Readers?