Tuesday, November 25, 2025

Keep Everything Safe

 

Morning


Oh, FFS! His Orangeness let it slip on Saturday that he was trying to assist convicted Brazilian dictator Bolsonaro to escape to the U.S. It's not the first time Bolsonaro was caught trying to leave and avoid his 27-year prison sentence. He was caught (again) and immediately taken to jail.
Happy Thanksgiving!



"Odd situation that I hope you can make a recommendation to resolve. my husband's nuts hang quite low so he wears briefs to sleep so he doesn't roll over on them. But then the boners get trapped and wake him up to adjust. Any suggestions to help him would be appreciated."





Save the balls? Or save the boners?

Save both.

I typically tell guys to sleep nude. It's healthier. 


Even doctors recommend it. It allows the goods to breathe. 


But it also allows those nocturnal boners to develop without the danger of getting caught and then prevents rolling over and cracking the Tunica. Doing that can lead to Peyronies Disease (which isn't really a disease), a scar formation that will cause a bend in the erection. If severe enough, it can inhibit sexual activity and, in some cases, is painful.



Briefs are his best bet if he needs support for his balls, but, yes, wearing those will inhibit erections. There are boxer briefs that are designed to separate the balls from the cock. I'd specifically recommend SeparaTec.

 They'll cradle his testicles but the hole for the penis will allow the freedom of erections.

Just tell him to not engage the exterior pouch.




Hopefully, that will allow him to get a good night's rest and keep everything safe.
Any other ideas, Readers?

33 comments:

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

I was gonna say boxer briefs, but you beat me to it.
And Bolsonaro is another Narcissistic monster. Hope he rots in jail.

XOXO

SickoRicko said...

What will they think of next?

Purple Wolf said...

All I will say is that I've been sleeping naked since my high school days, and have relished every minute of it. Am now 71. My husband of 30 years does too. We both enjoy the freedom and the frisson we get when the blankets pull up over us. But...a long sleep shirt might also be a good solution.

Rade said...

Get a cat. Mine has a habit of finding my nuts a couple times a night. I learned real quick to wake enough to adjust before she pounces.

Jeff said...

Maybe she could blow him or fuck him before bed

jimboylan2 said...

Buckboard drivers had a similar problem with low hanging testicles and suspensories were invented, an athletic supporter with a hole for the penis.

Mistress Maddie said...

YES SLEEP NUDE!!!! It's beyond me how men sleep with pj's , long johns and underwear. I personally can't sleep with clothing on.

Anonymous said...

Always naked!

Jean said...

I agree, what will they think of next. They’re always trying to invent a better mouse trap. Ouch maybe that’s not good …. I can’t imagine what people did for the last 500,000 years, before boxer briefs were invented. Hugs and bisous.

Ben-san said...

You have the BEST Public (Pubic?) Service Announcements.

fullmoonma said...

I've been sleeping on my side for a number of years and that lets my balls hang free and safe. At my age nocturnal erections are just gentle swellings, but I think side sleeping would allow for bigger hardons. Another benefit is that I usually get to sleep faster holding my penis in my right hand!

NW MAN said...

SeparaTec are great underwear, when you have to wear underwear.

UtahJock said...

Wearing an athletic supporter to bed with the cock facing up supports the nuts and allows a boner to develop in a more natural position. And then you can roll all over the place safely.

whkattk said...

I wait for the day His Orangeness is locked up, too --- or dead.
XOXO

whkattk said...

If there's an issue to be solved - people will find a solution; we hope.

whkattk said...

Same. I think I was 16 when I started sleeping nude. A sleep shirt would provide for the boners but wouldn't help keep his balls safe from being smashed.

whkattk said...

Yikes!

whkattk said...

It wouldn't stop nocturnal erections....but, why not?

whkattk said...

Ah, yes...I'd forgotten about those. That would work perfectly.

whkattk said...

Me, either, Mads. I have a tough time getting to sleep, and then don't have a very restful night and wake up tired.

whkattk said...

Always.

whkattk said...

Injured themselves or dealt with scrunch. LOL.
Hugs and bisous.

whkattk said...

Thank you! It's the reason I do this.

whkattk said...

Keeping the balls from being smashed...and keeping room for the boners at the same time is a tough one.

whkattk said...

Yep. I wear those or Real Men Apparel - when I must wear something.

whkattk said...

I wonder if a jock strap would be too tight? Or maybe a street jock??

CAAZ said...

I think your advice covers it well.

UtahJock said...

Quality, true, athletic supporters have the right combination of support and stretchiness. I have many years of experience wearing them.

Anonymous said...

That's why god invented partners so you could drape yourself over them to provide space for the wedding tackle.

SissyMmarshaSissyForever said...

Very Yummy!

Anonymous said...

For much of that time I expect they were cold overnight and there wasn't such an issue with low hangers; or they didn't get much sleep to be worried about crushing them as the men in the tribe with the biggest "antlers" much in demand.

Anonymous said...

A body pillow can serve the same function: make that 2 because we have 2 sides to choose from.

whkattk said...

Glad you liked the post.