Outdoor Shower

 

Morning

"Your post about the equinox reminds me that folks here in New England will once again be using their outdoor showers. The guy I moved in with up here not only insists I follow the norm of that but he claims most men also piss outdoors. Pissing I can live with because shrubs shield me from view, but he refuses to put walls around the shower. That means neighbors and folks driving past get an eyeful. My issue is my dick always gets hard. Any suggestions?"

Oh, New Englanders do love their outdoor showers. I've seen enough HGTV and Ask This Old House to know that. The pissing? Well, lots of men all over the country do that - particularly in drought-stricken areas to save water.

But your concern is privacy because you get a boner when you shower.

Quite honestly, it's another very normal phenomenon for men --- our cocks do have a tendency to start getting hard when we wash them.

So, what you're worried about people seeing is so common that I seriously doubt anyone is paying attention to it. Do they notice? Of course. Do they really care? Probably not.

As long as you stick to showering and refrain from jacking off, you've really got nothing to worry about.