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"Your post about the equinox reminds me that folks here in New England will once again be using their outdoor showers. The guy I moved in with up here not only insists I follow the norm of that but he claims most men also piss outdoors. Pissing I can live with because shrubs shield me from view, but he refuses to put walls around the shower. That means neighbors and folks driving past get an eyeful. My issue is my dick always gets hard. Any suggestions?"
Oh, New Englanders do love their outdoor showers. I've seen enough HGTV and Ask This Old House to know that. The pissing? Well, lots of men all over the country do that - particularly in drought-stricken areas to save water.
But your concern is privacy because you get a boner when you shower.
Quite honestly, it's another very normal phenomenon for men --- our cocks do have a tendency to start getting hard when we wash them.
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Great post with great advice.
Well, it depends of the neighborhood.
Outdoor showers? Yes.
People driving/walking by getting an eyeful? No.
Outdoor showers do not mean exhibitionism. A privacy bush/fence/barrier should be easy to put on the side of whatever street is closer to the shower?
XOXO
No one ever talks about pissing in the shower, and I don't know why it's such a stigma. I remember when Ricky Martin did a PSA about as a way to conserve water when Puerto Rico was having a major drought.
> Do they notice? Of course. Do they really care?
> Probably not. . . As long as you stick to showering
> and refrain from jacking off, you've really got nothing
> to worry about.
Unless you do. In today's hair-trigger, post-#MeToo climate,
all it would take would be one person (of whatever gender)
complaining to the authorities that they'd been subject
to indecent exposure and/or actual sexual assault (as involuntarily
being presented with the sight of male genitalia, in whatever state
of arousal, can be construed as by some people) -- with
photographic evidence! (everybody's got a camera these days) --
and you might end up in a world of hurt.
**Even** pissing in public can be risky in that regard.
But if you were charged and convicted, even if the immediate
penalty were minimal, can you imagine what it would be
like being permanently entered into a sex-offender database?
Your house is too close to the elementary school -- I'm
afraid you're going to have to move.
Your favorite supermarket is across the street from the day-care
center. What, you want to risk prison for a can of tuna
fish?
And so on. (Never mind what would happen if your employer
found out.)
We live in prickly times.
You might want to shower in a bathing suit (with a snug
jockstrap underneath it).
No suggestions....just enjoy! I LOVE outdoor showers and take many at the beach and while at the Woods. Nothing like an outdoor shower.
Just realized we have a lot of DEI, in spite of all of the efforts to crush it. I learn something new about my fellow states all the time. I’ll have to keep this in mind the next time we head up to New England for summer vacation.
Isn’t diversity great! Hugs and bisous.
The rule in my house (where water is scarce and very expensive) is if you can pee standing up, and the snow is not too deep, you pee outside.
Truly if this is such a "New England" thing then seeing men's dicks in an outdoor shower, soft or hard, is something no one will even think twice about.
Don't know if these will work for this man, but he could try keeping his back to the street. Maybe he could also put up a clothesline on which he could hang a sheet when he's showering.
I'm always amazed at the guys who get boners in the shower at the gym. Just kind of figured they were just preening and showing off. A male rite of passage sort of thing. That being said I've always enjoyed the show.
Shower away, lol.
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