I'm 36 and I love dating apps, but the other day a guy photoshopped his picture and I believed him. We talked for a while, and I kept saying I wasn't interested to date because his talent was too much for me. We met up and the conversation was good, but it was enough for me. He took me to his house and the truth came out, but not to him. I'm 5" on a good day, and he was 7" yes, he's big, but not as big as the almost 10" according to the app! He kept saying he was huge, twice my size, and that he wouldn't hurt me! I left upset by the lie. Such a good conversation and that lie, how could that be?! I remembered those rulers they sell on the side of the road that make the fish look bigger than it actually is!!! What a shame!
I don't know why men think they have to lie about cock size. It's many a gay man's fantasy, sure, but the down side is exactly what happened with you: promising connection gets lost when the truth is revealed.
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Thanks for the chuckles.
Luv me some morning glories :)
-CA jock
Justin, if she doesn’t want you, I do.
Also, that first pic!
XOXO
All the mirth and girth I needed was in the first picture and guy number 3. Talk about standing at very rigid attention!!!!!! I wanna ride!!!!!!
Happy hump day and looking forward to you tackling Rade's comment.
These funnies great. We are all huddled in our homes with our air conditioning. Temps pushing 100 with high humidity..
Too hot to hug, just bisous.
I'm 36 and I love dating apps, but the other day a guy photoshopped his picture and I believed him. We talked for a while, and I kept saying I wasn't interested to date because his talent was too much for me. We met up and the conversation was good, but it was enough for me. He took me to his house and the truth came out, but not to him. I'm 5" on a good day, and he was 7" yes, he's big, but not as big as the almost 10" according to the app! He kept saying he was huge, twice my size, and that he wouldn't hurt me! I left upset by the lie. Such a good conversation and that lie, how could that be?! I remembered those rulers they sell on the side of the road that make the fish look bigger than it actually is!!! What a shame!
You're welcome.
They really are our favorite boners, aren't they?
Oh, I'll bet Justin got a LOT of offers after that.
XOXO
Careful, Mads, you'll get a reputation. LOL.
I think it will surprise some folks.
Oooo.... Hot AND sticky. Not a pleasant combination.
Bisous!!!
I don't know why men think they have to lie about cock size. It's many a gay man's fantasy, sure, but the down side is exactly what happened with you: promising connection gets lost when the truth is revealed.
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