What's Your Take

 

When it comes to sex, if your mind can conjure a scenario there are some who will find it arousing, and some will consider it a "kink." "Kinky sex" is everywhere.

Exhibitionism. BDSM. Leather and rubber wear. Role play. Voyeurism. Swinging. Group sex. Group masturbation. Camming. And, purportedly, the former president's favorite: Golden showers. There are millions of them. Some of the more outlandish are considered really off the rails, even by those who might be into one of those I've mentioned.

But, then there's Armie. Armie Hammer has said he's being "kink shamed" for the things he says were consensual that his ex is claiming were not. Should he (they) be judged by the rest of us?

What's your take?

Boner Patrol

You're driving down the road and the vibrations cause your cock to swell to epic proportions. The bend at your hip and crease in your pants have it trapped and won't let it go where it needs to. 

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Which is down alongside your thigh

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You undo the pants, let the boner spring to freedom, and in seconds the nausea and ache dissipate. You sigh in relief.

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A very quick whoop of a siren catches your attention. In the lane next to you is a policeman on his motorcycle motioning you to pull over. 

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Well, shit.

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You do and he's tapping at your window before you can stuff your cock back into your pants and hide it, like he didn't see it towering out of your crotch

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He leans down, looks at your now-wilted cock, 

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then he makes eye contact. "You really need to cover that up. Let me see your license and registration."

"Sorry." You explain you weren't jacking off or anything, just giving your boner a place to go.

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"I get it Happens to me, too, especially on the bike. And, I saw that your hands were on the wheel. But, it's grounds for indecent exposure to drive around with your dick visible to other drivers."

"Sorry," you say again.

"I'm not going to cite you this time. But don't let me see that shit again. Next time you get a hard-on while you're driving cover it up with your shirt." He hands you your license and registration.

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"Yes, sir, Thank you."

"Have a good day."

You sigh in relief as he walks away. He signals you to drive off, and you do.

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Who says cops aren't nice?

Driving Naked

Well, I've heard many different monikers in my lifetime, but "ukulele" is a new one for me. And, apparently, it rather slipped by Dear Abby as a woman wrote in about her husband's love of being nude. She writes that he goes out the front door that way for a variety of reasons. And that the police have stopped and lectured him a number of times for "playing his ukulele"

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Now, evidently, he's never received a ticket for driving and playing. And none of their neighbors have complained about his venturing out in plain sight. Abby responds that many people are nudists, but her husband may be an exhibitionist and the wife needs to be a bit more forceful in warning him he could be arrested if a neighbor is offended by him strolling down the street.

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Well, the man is obviously not ashamed in any way, shape, or form; he thinks of his body as natural. Personally, I applaud him - and I applaud the cops who've stopped him while he's driving naked but not arrested him or given him a ticket, because it really is quite a common activity.

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On long road trips I much prefer to go pants-less because it's more comfortable, particularly when the boner develops due to the constant vibrations of the road. It's an uncontrollable, physiological reaction; the normal functioning of the body. A car's stiff suspension causes a stiff cock.

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And there have been plenty of times the continued stimulation causes that heavy, full sensation in the nuts and the urge to relieve it develops into a need. It's almost an unconscious thing when the hand finds the cock and begins to stroke.

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 Playing with one hand while driving is fine. But, I suggest if you get too caught up in it, please be smart enough to pull over somewhere to finish the job

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