"I dress to the right and jack off with my right hand. My dick hangs over my right nut when its soft but stands straight out when its hard. How weird is that?"
Ah, the mysteries of the cock.
Not weird at all. Just as it's more common that the left testicle hangs lower than the right, it seems more men have left-leaning cocks --- draping slightly to the left over the left testicle. Some lean that direction when they're hard, too. Some don't. The direction a guy dresses and the hand he uses to masturbate have nothing to do with it.
According to the MEL magazine article, "The Science of Which Way Your Dick Hangs,"
"According to male reproductive health specialist Dr. Muhammad Mirza, nothing you do on a day-to-day basis can actually affect which way your penis leans. ... the penis is made solely of spongy tissue, which hardens when blood rushes into it. This tissue is anchored to the pubic bones via a two-sided root, and this is where the asymmetry arises. In most men, one side of the root usually just happens to be slightly longer on the right or left, with the result that the penis hangs down farther on that side — and well, gravity does the rest."
In a bit of light-heartedness to end the article, author Brian VanHooker states: "When it comes to your natural curve, as with the size and shape and everything else about your penis, it’s just what you were born with. So, if you have complaints, address them to your parents."
